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*lets fly with Sparklets syphon full of Tizer* Chiz!

Use it or lose it daddy-o *wonders where the aroma of asafoetida is coming from?* Dulwich mum has retired to Budleigh Salterton, Razzle is online and we ate the Donkey last Christmas as a delightfully piquant salami. What are you hiding under that antimacassar? *advances over a carpet of bhaji crumbs*

The goddamn horse is dead Steve. I know you're upset and you can keep on hitting it all you like but it aint gonna bring it back.

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Handsdown is in Birmingham.

the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > .....Nunheadians....... Nunnedites surely?

Mooximus, Mooximus, Mooximus! @SJ - that's why there's now a lost and found section - I think your oomph was picked up on Heber Rd stuck to a 'cats paw' (snicker)

Just kidding grandad, it was funny for a while 'back then' but so was (insert name of any past-it comedian) apparently... Well you know my pet theory... (nearly) all the original funny-makers changed their names and, Sampson-like, lost their oomph. Somewhere out there their primo-alter-egos are having a ball.

Step aside sonny - we've got the 'dozers in and this puppy is coming down *shows change of use permit and truck full of breeze blocks and corrugated asbestos sheet* If you're interested in a 'Unit' then you'll have to see the boss... when she gets back. ETA: All this maintenance going on... perfect cover for some covert demolition and 're-assignment'...

Fields! Fields as far as the eye could see!

And just what is the deal with airline food?

Cripes, I didn't know they were rambling too, I thought they were just squatting! Squatting ramblers - nothing more difficult to shift.

Personally I would favour a (thermonuclear) garden fork 'cause tines are hard.

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nashoi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Radio 4 is currently running a series called The > New Elizabethans. > > "60 profiles of men and women whose actions during > the reign of Elizabeth II have had a significant > impact on lives in these islands and given the age > its character, for better or worse." > > Simon Cowell does indeed makes the list as does > Barabara Windsor. Isn't this kind of thing usually the province of the Mail-On-Sunday?

Anger management?

Well deserved. Pirlo, absolute class. No point in saying Cole fluffed it or that if Hart had concentrated instead of making faces he might have saved one because the Italians deserved it.

1st half not bad... 2nd half? What happened?! Sudden onset senility? Nap-time? I suspect another call for a midwinter break coming because the poor little darlings were tired. Shocking.

Haven't watched an England game with so little cause to scoff disgustedly in quite a while. Need more of a cutting edge though. Carroll for Wellbeck now then Ox & Walcott later on. And someone keep tabs on old man Terry in case he has a coronary (offside trap my arse).

If nerves/growing expectations don't make England the usual neurotic panicky mess then we have a chance.

Ha! Don't be daft. I picked the Italians and am going for 4/4 B)

France showed that Spain can be 'got at', they (France) just didn't do/have enough to worry them - Portugal will be a tougher test with Ronaldo out to prove a point.

grrr... indolent French fucks.

Nonsense TRM - I for one wait with baited breath for updates on The Campervan Man's progress... how has his situation developed and is the car business thriving? Maybe play him a song to cheer him up...

Pride comes before un fall doc, I still have a chance to break even. The Czechs nearly took it to pens and as for being badly let down by the Greeks - well I'm used to Bubbles fading and dying. Am confident Benzema will at last come good against his Madrile?o colleagues and that Les Bleus will pummel Los Rojos good and proper. And as for England...