Okay yes, it is 'aitch' and when a Londoner says 'haitch' he/she sounds like Harold Steptoe, true, but I would gladly have everyone say 'haitch' or even bloody 'haitcha!' if only those who do so would stop saying 'of' when they mean 'have'. They even write it down ffs, 'I would of done the same thing' 'He should of known better' without seeing that that doesn't make any fucking sense. Stop it. Okay unnecessarily bile-ridden and slightly ranty but all the syrupy sweetness surrounding Boris's end-of-term fete and the Stepford feel in here has got me feeling (h)itchy lately.