maxxi

on the bottom and getting pissed on in Peckham... life... goes on

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Alex - seriously - of course you won't die but if your pan wasn't lined you will get a huuuge guts-ache (and follow-through if you know what I mean) that no amount of bravado can compensate for. Bin it. Really. LM - I made plum jam last year - cracked a few of the stones and included those inner kernels in the mix to improve the flavour - worked (i think).

I think she had something a little more swanlike* in. mind *No, it's not a brummie ballet.

apolog. duplic post

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Love to know what WH fans will say about today. > Currently 3-4. You still at this doc? Did you sleep with BFS's missus or something? Okay i'll bite - a glorious f*ck up - terrible first half - Jenkinson and Creswell had a mare but didn't get much in the way of protection from midfield, play was too narrow and yes the system is taking time to gel but so what? I think it will - things will adapt and it's better to have these problems now than in a few months time. We need a striker and to learn to go wide when it's needed and for players to get over the nerves of playing at UP and stop the headless chicken routine when they f%ck up. It'll come. I am equal parts excited, disappointed, annoyed, frustrated, BUT I am not bored. I not looking ahead to a season of safety-first, percentage-based, dullness. I think I once said I'd rather lose 4-3 in an exciting/dramatic game than win 1-0 in a bore fest. So now is the test. And i still feel that way. COYI.

How's yer jam pan?

Laddy Muck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- goodbye from > me (football fanatic, overgrown lawn) see - this is what everyone says about you LM.... I dunno - clippers? a strimmer? some kind of edging tool? It's time action was taken.

Laddy Muck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 73! (and I still don't understand THAT one) >:D< It was an aberration from doc - brought on by a childhood infatuation he had with Sandi Toksvig.

...talking of rewind-ing... - oh btw - sound kicks in at about 46".

poncey bleedin' nitrous oxide... it was bound to happen as tippex and marker pens went out of fashion - kids should stick to glue.

LadyDeliah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Not sure if I > did the one about female ejaculation I wanted to > do though. I may have bottled it So that's what that strange orange liquid was...

sniggers on top of 176...

100 :)

More often went to gigs than clubs but a few I went to more than once - The Wag (all waxed DMs and black 501s), Paramount and Slimelight (thanks to an ex who was a semi-Goth so as you'd expect). Fave - Flim Flan & Million Rubber Bands at The Harp, New X.

depends how much it gets on your nerves

Hm, yes I thought that about the Sakho thing too. May not be fan pressure as much as Goldivan's perception of it and knee-jerk reaction to same. After the flak from BFS they are bending over backwards to 'please' the vocal fans as they believe it will help fill their pockets the Olympic Stadium. Was Bilic persuaded to let it go or bribed with promise of better option? Barton response (well he's always got something to say) was mature and reasonable - well it would be while he's in the shop window I hear (some of) you say... http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/12/joey-barton-records-message-to-west-ham-fans-after-transfer-deal-falls-through-5338854/

Looks like she had no choice after the ref called her on; http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/eva-carneiro-latest-chelsea-doctor-who-has-been-demoted-by-jose-mourinho-was-summoned-to-the-pitch-by-referee-michael-oliver-10451094.html

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good old idealism... > > http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2015/07/i > dealists-tend-to-cause-far-more-misery-to-humanity > -than-cynics/ "People who think they?re good and that they can make the world a better place end up doing much more damage," Spot on description of T Blair.

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Chapel of rest.. It's for dead people > not jokes... (Eastbourne Town Motto) So stay out of it unless you are using > it as it was intended. (Or are, in fact, dead).

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *** BREAKING NEWS *** > > Some one just walked past my house with an > umbrella.. > > It looks like it might be raining. > > Fox News "Looks like the rain has been caused by lefty, pinko, immigrant, lesbians Dick." Now THAT'S Fox News.

Know what you mean RC but I'd rather him than Nolan - the youngsters could learn a thing or two from him now he's not such a loony. Thought I'd mentioned him before - searched his name and found this post from 2011- maxxi 03 June, 2011 14:20 "...Perhaps he could persuade Joey Barton (no, wait, just think about it for a minute) to come and add the 'spirit'? When Parker goes we'll need a strong captain and Barton is mature enough for that now. They should go after him - he's not getting in the England team anyway (history) so what does he have to lose? Who else is after him?" I know that was four years ago but he may still have something to offer.

Barred Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It finished at what time on a Saturday > disgraceful they should be bitched for keeping you > up that late Harsh but fair.

True Jah, but haven't had a good gloat or a mock in quite a while - just exercising those muscles while I can.

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd say it was more of a moot... both sides > choosing to be difficult... *sighs* Yes but it's thighs that are the problem. Hot, fat thighs straining through Terylene and Worsted Suit Trousers and warming the thigh of one's chum. So snugly pressed together they look like a misplaced bum crack. Sit over there you dick.