"New festivals - clean middle class hippies with their tops on flogging dream catchers to victims, student ket casualties, scousers ransaking your tent 24/7, dogs with bejewweld collars, heavy private security presence, shit music, mumford and @#$%& sons, screaming kids running amok at 2AM, drizzle, everyone wearing designer wellies, organic vegan noodles @ ?10 a pop, designer cup cakes, shitty pop up tents in Union Jack colours" You just can't argue with that! And you're right *bob*, my best years are behind me. I've done my time man!!! I'm sure when my kids are older I'll have a second coming, and be the bald fat bastard with his top off sweating pure lager.