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Wayne Rooney has his own chain of brothels now?

That's the thing with 'arry. He's obviously great with the players, but has he really got it tactically? After a recent loss, he said something along the lines of "people say we play well like that, but for me, it doesn't work so well". So why did he play like that, because other people suggested it?!?

Give them a call and ask 02072740509

I want some of whatever Wigan have been putting in their tea this week!

I'm with David on this. I'm all for caution, and will raise my girls to not be stupid and go off with strangers and all that. BUT, we are moving towards a world where no one can talk to anyone without raising suspicion.

Good list Jeremy! And very good shout on Blondie. Atomic and Rapture are favourites.

No one will know it, but during the milling around... The new pornographers - The bleeding heart show m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdH9Q4fsZ1IY&v=dH9Q4fsZ1IY&gl=US

LOL failure to finish in the top 4 would be a real blow for Spurs. I kind of want to see Newcastle get it, because I'm loving their play this season, but would definitely rather Spurs than Chelsea!

Prefab Sprout - Albuquerque Men at work - Land downunder And definitely Midnight Oil - Beds are burning!!!

Good to see that Chelsea have condemned the stupid fans that disrupted the minute silence.

A typical Bare Groove set from a wedding. Set 1 1. Give me Some Loving 2. Get Ready 3. Midnight Hour 4. Knock on wood 5. Signed, sealed, delivered 6. RESPECT 7. Higher and Higher 8. Rescue Me 9. River Deep, mountain high 10. Son of a preacher man 11. L.O.V.E. 12. Reet Petite 13. Johnny B Goode 14. Twist n Shout 15. I Feel Good 16. Land of 1000 dances / Shake your Tailfeather Set 2 1. Proud Mary 2. Hard to Handle 3. Jumping Jack Flash 4. Kinks medley 5. I saw her standing there 6. Take your mama 7. 9-5 8. Billie Jean 9. Valerie 10. Hey Ya 11. All these things I've done 12. Last Night 13. Beat It 14. She said 15. 10/10 16. Forget you 17. Hold on I?m coming Spare ? Mr Brightside, Stuck in the middle, Superstition, For once in my life, Rocking all over the World,

Girls just wanna have fun - Cindi Lauper

Great isn't it woody.

That was disgusting. Do we know it was Chelsea fans?

Loved the posing he did after the win. Just like his old man.

For the recodrd, Jack Johnson is not a reflection on my taste, but it's been requested a few times. Boney M - Rasputin! MC Hammer - Can't touch this (every wedding needs some drunk running man action).

Eubank Jnr looked pretty good, but I do hope his dad will let him make his own way. Can't help but think that dad is relishing being back in the spotlight for himself.

Yep, 500 Miles was a tune we could never drop from our set, because it always went down am absolute storm!

In my experience a lot of people ask for either swing, stuff (Old blue eyes), or soft acoustic stuff (Jack Johnson) for the early drinks reception part. It's just background music at that stage, no one is actually listening. Personally, I'd start with that, then have 60s with the buffet (gotta get some Kinks in there), "Cool" music for the milling around / drinking - stuff you like to listen to, but not really gonna dance to. Finally, forget cool, and unleash the cheese from the 80s. Be sure to save a couple of "anthems" like "Don't stop me now" for late on, when people will be singing along with their arms around the stranger next to them like they're long lost brethren.

Okaaay.

Yeah, cos Chelsea never would have claimed that goal. As for the racist remark, glass houses and all that.

I certainly hope so. Would be nice to see Chelsea and Spurs cupless, and outside of the top 4 (go Newcastle!!!).

Phew!!! Thought Liverpool were very good in the second half, and deserved to win. Very unlucky to Everton though, having taken the lead after a Liverpool error, to then have one of their own!

Was concerned about q couple of the starting line up. I wasn't concerned about Carra & Agger. Error.

Pretty nervous about Liverpool's chances today. Form book out the window (thank God!), just hoping they show pride, and that Stevie G turns up!