Michael Palaeologus

Oh cock.

My nipples are still rather sore.

If you had come along to the drinks last night you would have met the 50+ members of the EDF Clique. Entry requirements are that you are willing, and indeed able to be sociable.

I feel amazingly perky, but then I didnt get up until noon. The weather is lovely, an afternoon pottering on the balcony and possibly an evening by the River beckon. Very many thanks to The Lounge for their hospitality.

Well, the clique had a good time. All 50 of us.

About 50+ people in the place, much drinking and jollifying, David Carnelli providing the entertainment. Wobbled on to the Bish and then to Stab and Wine... at which point numerous Rozzers appeared and trotted through to the back. Settled for a Doner Wrap and headed home. At the EDT much Policage and an ambulance. Walked up ED Road with the sounds of disturbance behind me. What was occuring?

I believe that they will be providing a selection from their menu.

Aye Chihuahua. Peckham gets a B list politicians wife.

Not gone yet! Booked a cab for ?43. Public transport at that hour is all about night buses, fine if you are on your way home after a night on the sauce, not when you have a plane to catch.

Ah yes, those. I am the one that is worth shagging.

Less 20% management fee thank you Mr Carnelli. The Management.

"Twiggy"? - There is one photo of the back of my head. Well OoF!

Mr Carnelli will be performing his Human Classical Statue throughout tomorrow evening.

As Spring commences and Summer comes into view, the weather improves and the sun shines through the leaves creating dappled patterns on the lawns and hearts of East Dulwich. Minds turn to al fresco parties and barbecues. I have attended many of these events and have often felt that there is something lacking. A cultural void in what is otherwise a lovely afternoon of grilled bangers, cold Pinot in plastic cups and gently broiling human skin. What is needed is one significant element that will transport your otherwise mundane suburban party to ancient Greece or Rome. Lift your guests from Croxted Road to the Coloseum, from Crystal Palace Road to the Parthenon: Rent yourself -- DAVID CARNELLI, HUMAN CLASSICAL STATUE Many people have commented on David Carnelli's similarity to the young Apollo and so building on this amazing likeness David has kindly decided to offer his services to the community as a live decorative fixture. His services can be delivered in a number of ways: 1 - The static statue. David can stay still for up to 20 minutes at a time, moving between classical poses, gazing into the distance, silent yet commanding 2 - The reciting statue. David can recite from classical literature, in your actual Greek or Latin if required, entertaing your guests with the enormity of his declamation 3 - The nude statue. For those with specialist tastes. Please note that David is fully depilated; if you require the more natural look, 6 weeks notice is required 4 - The human fountain. Please supply ample quantities of Evian mineral water to keep him topped up. 5. - The athlete. David can perform like an ancient Greek Olympian. Its a quite a sight. Many Forumites will vouch for David's flexibility and imagimation, if you have any particular requests please do not hesitate to contact: Palaeologus Promotions Stall 14 North Cross Road Agora

Hopefully the BBC, Sky and CNN will have rolling news coverage. I shall sit on my sofa watching the fun.

"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones ..."

We do seem to have alot of Dentists locally, relatively speaking. Do they just not fall far from the tree?

Wot no congestion charge?

Yes and Yes. Greatly enjoyed Slumdog.

"Oh Give Me a Home, where the Labradoodles Roam"

Any relatives of the delightful Barnseeker will be mightily welcome. If they feel the need for the great plains, take them to Goose Green.

The slow cooker is a joy. As DM notes, cheap meats are made wonderfully edible and good use is made of cheap root veg. It even turns the Dulwich Park pigeons that DM catches can be turned into a tasty stew.

What LegalEagle-ish said with nobs on. The hyprocrisy is mind-boggling. It is reported that Tacqui have her Husband an ultimatum, "apologies or you are out". So, she is also willing to sacrifice her marriage for the sake of her political career. Poor sod was forced to make a grovelling apology infront of the cameras. Of course Tacqui isnt the only poltician to run a mile from her Husband as soon as the whiff of bad publicity grape-shot came their way. I am sick and tired of this Government wagging a moralistic finger at society while they themselves are in the mire. So there.

Even the sleet is lovely in ED, I am looking forward to it. That and the frost.

The "head being banged of the roof of the car" and the "bloke who disappeared off the back of my motrocycle while going through a Swiss tunnel" stories were told to me during a drunken evening with a strange Swiss couple in their posh villa on top of hill in Deia when I was very youthful and impressionable. Believed every word.