capt_birdseye
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*Tucks in to cheesecacke and wonders if it is as far past its sell-by date as those fish fingers were*
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I'm sure my 3 second memory span would mean the boredom would be constantly alleviated. Or is that just goldfish? And Dory from Finding Nemo...
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So you're an actual fish?! My word, a fish that can type!
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/iap_new/hottopics/images/alan6.jpg
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*Reads article on Bernard Matthews' ill-fortunes, sniggers into beard*
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Sorry. Are you either gender?
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Heh heh, reminds me of the comedy programme that was Nighty Night. Sick and funny.
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He used to be the lead singer of Marillion I believe.
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Are there any pet shops locally?
capt_birdseye replied to Keith's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
There's one on Northcross rd -
Hi Mr Fish. Fancy a guided tour of my factory?
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*Walks in holding a tray piled high with hot, crispy fish fingers* *Places tray on buffet table and smiles* *Thinks to himself "only the best for the captain's table"* *Stares in disbelief as Keef manages to eat seven fish fingers in one mouthful*
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I see Neon Bible is at Number 2 in the album charts. Does that mean we can't like it anymore? :)
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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? With Jam in.
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*Knocks loudly on the door* *Politely asks "Is this the music room"? * *Withering glances all around - promptly leaves*
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The Samuel Pepys biography by Clare Tomalin. Very good.
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We may have to take thi to the lounge.... Fugazi, Brixton Academy 1992 - a life-changing experience.
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I think we need a Musical equivalent of a book club. Get together semi-regularly in a location that serves alcohol, and discuss music and make recommendations to like-minded folk. I'm off to hunt down this so-called "Neutral Milk Hotel ".
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Local Characters - guy with hat
capt_birdseye replied to Louisa's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
There's an old woman who wanders around, especially near sainsburys, randomly swearing at passing people and traffic. Does she belong to any of you? -
Good idea. Make it happen please.
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It's London, it can be a dangerous place and that has always been the case.
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Isn't there an Osmonds song about that? CRAZY NORSES WOOOOO WOOOOOO!
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Are you a real Nurse?
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Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Kill the planet why don't you! One bloke... ninety > rooms with a glass roof. > > For those who don't get the gag I heartily > apologise. Actually he was using sustainable energy to power the house. In your face!
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It was 750k.
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garden gas heaters? Just go ahead and kill the planet why don't you? Can't the smokers just put their coats on?