bagpuss78

The place where I stand gives way to liquid lino Underneath the weeping willow lies a weeping whino The place where I stand gives way to liquid lino Underneath the weeping willow lies a weeping whino The mind's a crowd -- search for the the spaces And turn around time's gone, take ten paces. Been up ahead - can't make head or tale of it I drink till I'm drunk, and I smoke till I'm senseless. You see in black and white, feel in slow motion, I drown myself in sorrow, until I wake up tomorrow. The illusion of confusion is not from where I am sat Different levels of the devil's company They lead us outside, take us out quietly To the cage through the bars You see scars: results of my rage The place where I stand gives way to liquid lino Underneath the weeping willow lies a weeping whino The place where I stand gives way to liquid lino Underneath the weeping willow lies a weeping whino the mind's a crowd -- search for the the spaces And turn around time's gone, I take ten paces. Been up ahead - can't make head or tale of it Tricky - Ponderosa

Time flies by when you're a driver of a train, Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine. I get high when im a pilot of a plane. Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain. Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination. Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation. Every saturday i get the Chigley skins. And they always smash my windows 'cos the home side always wins. Time flies by when you're a driver of a train, Gonna get my syringes out and crank up once again. Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination. Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation. Time flies by (when your a driver of a train) - Half man half biscuit

*Wakes up from bad and somewhat disturbing dream* *breaths sigh of relief* *reassures chartwell this is a nice and safe place to be......honest* *vows never to sleep again*

Lucky that my lips not only mumble They spill kisses like a fountain Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains Lucky I have strong legs like my mother To run for cover when I need it And these two eyes that for no other The day you leave will cry a river Skakira, whenever, wherever Underlined bit my favourite! Surely a classic *sniggers to self*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/chucklevision_2.jpg *Has Disturbing erotic dream* ::o

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A bit of Meaf loaf for James;-)

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What?! Your first crush was Buck Rogers?! he was a bit buff I suppose :-S

Ahh....Ivor......He the man!

*psst*

*Dances on her chair, claps hands at appropriate intervals*

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Dungeons and Dragons for keef!...........oh no I forgot you can't :( Not really Music I know

WEE RULE!...............

Count me in :))

.....Cos it makes me smile :))

We used to duck and have to stay silent whilst passing it to avoid the bad luck!

*skips in feeling rather spritely, is aware this probably won't last long, but embraces for the mean time* *Waves to all* *sits on sun lounger by pool* *unfortunately still has neighbours housey housey music pounding in head, although she did kindly turn it off at 5am*

I have some shoes he can borrow and a fetching dress just his colour!

Beat me to it that was my next! I've got a really nice acoustic version of this song, i'll try and find it

when music was music! :)) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDcC9bnRciQ&mode=related&search=

Because i'm worth it...

It used to be open for viewings, I don't know if it still is, it was a few years ago. Not sure if you went in you'll ever come out again!