bagpuss78

*perhaps if his wife has craps that usually shake the bed violently they may divorce and Smye-rumsby could be mine*

*laughs quietly is liking pauls surname, i'd like to marry a man with that surname* *Bagpuss Smye-Rumsby-78 it has a certain ring to it*

*thinks to self 'glad i stayed in' 2.30am! could have been messy for me* *will have to make up for it tonight!* :)-D

*offers DM one of ant's 'Muffings' in apology!* :))

It use to have bric-a-brac as far as I can remember.

*Wakes up to ant muttering away about muffing, wonders what one has woken up to!*

me reckons he is!

Thanks, I am one hot momma!

http://www.bubbygram.com/margaritapracatanlgpix/m2.jpg Hello Boys! ;-)

*ahem* ;-)

*Somersaults in, landing perfectly on feet, arms in air* *Falls to ground realising that was far to energetic* *decides to have power nap, raises arm in air gesturing hello to all*

*Spins twister wheel....where it lands nobody knows!?!* *DM right arm yellow left leg blue* *sniggers to self is going to try best to get DM in a pickle* *feeling a little mischievous* *mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!*

do do dododo do do do do............

chicken song

aaaaaaagaaaaaaaaa do do do...............................................

*smiles at ant sherbert foaming from mouth, instantly feels better* :)

*mooches in slumps self down on bean bag, feeling a bit sorry for self* *not sure if it hormones or just that life is really poo!* *glugs quart bottle of vodka, feels slightly better* "WOE IS ME!"

I like to dabble in a game or two of scrabble :))

Sounds good to me :)-D

*oh yes!* *Plenty of room..that weight watchers frozen meal, just didn't hit the spot*

*slams book down, slightly excitable today* *scoff delicious slightly pretentious cake presennted by DM...yum yum...lardy dar!* *Mouth full of cake "DM did you know that a Crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth!"*

*Enter room, smiles over at ant* *Plops self on bean bag, picks up mockney's big book of facts and begins to read out loud to ant whether he likes it or not* "did you know......"

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."