bagpuss78

No, double vodka red ball it has more character!

*relaxes next to the chaps, pimms in hand*

*finishes letter to admin about strange visitors to quiet room.....signs off shocked and appalled of East Dulwich*

*comes back from toilet to find seat taken by strangers, slightly miffed*http://www.loophouse.com/Images/Beanbags/beanbags-1.jpg

*sits plaiting Unicorns hair, putting a few coloured extensions in* http://www.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/large/3/9780060549503.jpg

*Famished!...cheers sweed-art!* *gets collection of my little ponies out and places them around unicorn in order to make it feel at home* *smiles to self with an enormous sense of well being*

*wakes up to keef reading interesting facts about dragons* *slightly startled by 5 headed dragon laid slain at one's feet!*

*is a bit concerned that ant thinks it was one that created the bottom burp smell* *pokes ant and points over to capt_birdseye waving hand over nose*

......and then on to the harvester for dinner!

No, I think it was MotherCare's own ;-)

Katie Holmes was in cafe Nero waiting for him she looked a bit miffed!

*Laughs silently* *screws up nose, pwee! stinky!*

I know! it's been heart breaking :(

Amelie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I asked Southwark about this, to no avail, the > freehold is owned by the Bank of China and it was > still up and running until a few years ago. just have to say this fish and chip shop did close many many years ago when I was in primary school I have lived in East Dulwich all my life and know this for a fact. I have always wondered how those plants stay alive but it's diffinately not because cod and chips were being served on the premises anytime lately!

*Places buttocks on enormous beanbag, Misjudged height of beanbag so landing was somewhat unladylike* *smiles to all around, closes eyes and relaxes in serenity of surroundings* (desperately trying to think of good charade to perform)

It's been like that for about 18 years or more it closed down when I was in primary school or there abouts, has always been a mystery!

*Motions enthusiastically to drum_saturdaygirl, would be up for game of charades* *thinks to self why don't people play charades more often, it's such jolly fun!*

ahh......thats how you do it, keef!... i've always wondered thought you had just invested in a super duper liver replacement, top of the range type thing!

I bulk bought some the other day mikewbate, seem to be getting through a few of late. :)-D

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

Funny that me too Keef! BIIIIIZARRE!

*ELVIS IS ALIVE AND WELL AND LIVING IN THE DULWICH WHICH IS EAST!*

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. A man goes to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back. "So what on earth are you supposed to be?" the host asks. "I'm a snail." The man replies. "What a load of rubbish!" spits his host. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?" "That's not any naked girl, mate," the bloke replies, "that's Michelle."

My sister used to go out with a mushroom harvester................apparently he was a Fun Guy Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross." So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car."

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. "We just love the chocolate around them."