bagpuss78

I'll buy you a bottle of wine ;-)

Crystal I've always thought of you as a green squiggle or was it a nippy jack i can't remember! :-S

Shame, big shame! B)

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery. A man?s home is his castle. In a manor of speaking. A pessimist?s blood type is always b-negative. My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it?s just kiln time. Dijon vu. The same mustard as before. Practice safe eating. Always use condiments. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. Electricity comes from electrons. Does morality come from morons? A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Banning the bra was a big flop. Sea captains don?t like crew cuts. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. Without geometry, life is pointless. When you dream in color, it?s a pigment of your imagination. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it?s an I for an I.

Ivemet-jimmy I think you should play air..............pan pipes! get in the swing with the pan pipe moods

*wakes up....... after adding most of a bottle of whiskey to said hot lemon and honey feels much better Cheers* *opps!..... sits down missing chair, gets comfy on floor....and sleeps*

I disagreed and became a yellow circle Mockney leave my Phillip alone at least you didn't get jade goody!

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A deep blue circle :-S

*grunts at ant in a thanking manner:)* *curls up with mug of lemon and honey* *feels a little sorry for self*

*crawls in sneezing repeatedly, looks at everyone in puppy dog manner......in need sympathy* *don't feel very well* *head is full of snot* :(

Some have been planted near the bus station, I see them, close my eyes and pretend I'm really on my way to work in sunny Bermondsey! B)

*looks up from latte to see strange man looking a bit shifty uttering nonsense and tapping his nose*

*smiles and winks at Dulwichmum* *slurps latte in somewhat unladylike manner* *thinks to self should really seek help for sambuca addiction, it's not big and it's not clever*

*thinks to self, blimey quiet in here today*

*Skips through...looking rather angelic!* *Places daisy chain one by one on everyones heeds* *takes deep breath and sings snow white stylee*

*Smiles at mockney* *overheard said phone call, was not a lie by crystal he just moved on to a different beverage and had many 'lasts' of them too*

*bring DM large latte* *wonder if DM feels quite as bad as Crystal* *shakes head, no-one could feel quite as bad a crystal today*

*laughs in a somewhat 'muttley' manner* >:D

*whispers to keef* "crystal probably feeling a little sore today, so abuse is probably in order!" *chuckles to self* *pops open a corona inserts lime and relaxes*

Lock up your daughters!.........i mean shoes!

*goes outside to take dip in pool, is appalled at keefs lack of respect for the womens only rule on a tuesday afternoon hits him with handbag and goes on sits on his favourite lazyboy chair*

you say potato and i say potaato you say tomaato and i say tomato potato, potaato, tomaato tomato lets call the whole thing off single sex days on lordship lane...Hurrah!>:D<

*gratefully accepts carrot cake* :)) *Flicks long pink and cream naturally coloured hair!* ;-) *sits back on bean bag*

*Muses in, sees Keef and dulwichmum having private carrot cake party, jumps onto beanbag scoffs packet of sour haribo* *feels sick and slightly hyper...sugarruuuush*