El Pibe

Spot on so far bob, painful

In reality the 'traditional pub' in London comes in one of two flavours these days. The ersatz pub in the centre of town full of tourists getting an overpriced authentic pub experience that smells of cheap plastic whilst generating too much static on the man made fibres of the carpet, or the real variety to be found in dwindling numbers in ungentrified suburban corners of london where you can enjoy a flat lager or an eggy bitter with your stale crisps surrounded by the heady aromas of failure, regret and a sense of ones miserable mortality. If you want a 'proper' pub I suggest you leave London. If you want strippers then just pop in to shoreditch with your pound coins ready for the proffered pint glass on your way home.

If breeding them is banned, where do we stand on cloned mammoths? They make great guard mammoths you know.

Ee gads woman, what are you doing to me!!!!!!

I'm a bit wary of Kenneth Williams references given their apparent ablility to stoke up the violent escalation of a situation, but 'Oooh Matron!!!'

Q. "Are people staying clear at the mo. ??" A. "?4.60 pint of Moretti."

I could probably beat kenneth williams in all fairness.

jinx!!!

We've a septic tank and a percolation area and everything. And chickens, don't forget the chickens.

EH?!?

My pleading has already begun. It's shameless, rather pathetic,undiginified and frankly futile. I'm now going to spend 18 months doing things like going to the theatre in a bid to persuade myself of the things I'll miss, never having actually done them at all in the preceding 20 years.

or as the late great Kenneth Willimas said "Infamy infamy, they've all got it in for me" ;-)

Naa Huguenot, bob just set up a thread where those suffering low self-esteem issues can provide mutual support

I think it was a feature article rather than an editorial as such. By a Tom Junod who also seems to double up as their food guy http://www.esquire.com/search/?q=&author=Tom+Junod&srchtyp=system

My favourite was after bob's 10 PRINT "HELLO" 20 GOTO 10 "I don't think so Bob, I've written a similar program like yours when I was 13 and my teacher threaten to ban me from programming. To stop the loop you will need to add a condition with an If Then statement."

"I don't think MP understands planning laws or read the M&S planning application. His views are devoid of any planning framework. Amost child like innocence in his remarks. Blesss him."

Esquire on Obama and targeted killings The Lethal Presidency

Elitist! Nothing wrong with coming from Stotfold!

Are you suggesting he's sleeping with the fox? weird!

Anyway, back to suggestions. The place could do with brightening up a bit, perhaps some daffodils from Goose Green judiciuosly placed would cheer the place up?

I assumed I'd missed something during skim reading, glad I'm not losing my marbles. I'd be interested to know too.

I don't envy you that journey. Have you thought about parking up at clapham junction and doing that last trawl by train?

I recognise that playpen/child gate thingy. Our little one leanrt how to dismantle it the cheeky sod!!

white was a stipulation of the planning somewhat bizzarely, but pvc was acceptable thank god.

Wasn't he just saying he won't be naming it after himself in the irish fashion as you'd earlier pointed out? But yeah, that previous owner was a charmer wasn't he, thanks god that era is finally over.