Balding? - thus far spared, though terrible genes in this regard, so a matter of time Middle aged? - indubitably Grizzly Adams Beard? - pretty beardy at the moment, for a stag do (required dress) but it'll be gone the moment the fear recedes Beany? - sometimes in winter, you know, when its cold. Oozing bullshit? - self evidently Ozric Tentacles? - I think i might have a dog eared eat static cd tucked away somewhere Dubstep? - What? (otta said) Plaid shirts? - fuck off