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legalbeagle

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  1. Narnia you are being scary again. Do stop it dear. The poor girl is just trying to make her working life more sociable and you are giving the distinct impression that, given half a chance, you'd shine a light in her eyes and start yelling. Hop off and play with someone your own size!
  2. Good to hear you bouncing back so soon Jaws. Good on you - and enjoy the roast!
  3. silverfox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > True, legalbeagle. On the other hand it might not > be true. Maybe not, I don't know the OP, but the harm you do if it's true outweighs the harm done to us all if it's not.
  4. silverfox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Okay, so let's get this straight. > > You witnessed two women slashing and stabbing > eachother to pieces with broken bottles. Right in > front of you. > > Presumably you've given a statement to the police, > given a description of the two. You may be due to > visit the police station to look through mug shots > to identify them given how close you were. And > presumably you'll be in court to identify them if > called upon? > > Am I right? Silverfox - i don't want to pick a fight, but it's just possible you are having a pop at someone who has just had a shocking, if not traumatising experience. Give him/her a break. You might be making an upset person even more distressed.
  5. Jaws - take a deep breath and ignore. Are you ok? Seeing that kind of thing over in your head is pretty horrible. Be kind to yourself, and take some time to recover. Sounds like you are more than a bit shocked.
  6. computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ladymuck. > If you think that you have haven't actually > achieved very much on this earth...compared with > others. Then change direction do something new. > You might find that you have been pushed into a > job that you really dont like. This has happened > to me but I just left the job, looking back now it > was for the best. > Later in life you can look back and think well I > did make my mark, it might not be obvious now, as > you have only got halfway. > > Puts down Keats, picks up Jobs offered. Never put down Keats! He's a reminder that what LM is feeling is human and understandable and that she isn't alone. Not every question has an answer. Sometimes we need to learn to just be.
  7. Bugger all help though!
  8. When I have fears that I may cease to be Before my pen has glean?d my teeming brain, Before high piled books, in charact?ry, Hold like rich garners the full-ripen?d grain; When I behold, upon the night?s starr?d face, Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance, And think that I may never live to trace Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance; And when I feel, fair creature of an hour! That I shall never look upon thee more, Never have relish in the faery power Of unreflecting love!?then on the shore Of the wide world I stand alone, and think Till Love and Fame to nothingness do sink
  9. Shan't. And you can't make me!
  10. brum Wrote: .... pant and sniff, maybe? --------------------------------- No good can come from responding to a question containing those two words!
  11. brum Wrote: I presume the 'greetings' meant a virtual bout of mutual tail wagging, barking and bottom sniffing....? ;-) The outrage! What a suggestion! And anyhow it isn't physically possible to wag and sniff at the same time.
  12. Woofie I would never snarl at you! Happy birthday you old dog. Hope you have a nice bone.
  13. woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > legalbeagle Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I can heartily recommend and quill and some > ink. > > __________________________________________________ > ___ > > Really, for what ? > > Doing the Guardian cross word on the 8.15 to > London Bridge > > > > W**F Guardian? Wash you mouth out before I smack you on the muzzle!
  14. Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A pint please, if you would be so kind. Um, oh dear. There's really only a dribble left in the bottom now. Soz.
  15. Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jolly nice of you all to celebrate my recent > victory with something bubbly. Well quite so dear. Now. Would you like a glass, oh master debater?
  16. Course not lovely. I kept that for a special occasion. This is an identical looking bottle, filled with very similar tasting liquid. As you were.
  17. Brendan dear, would you like some too?
  18. Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > legalbeagle Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > Noted LM, noted. > > > > Snigger. > > > > hee hee...shall we open another bottle? > > *collapses laughing* Already done. Straw?
  19. Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I am so the man, man. > > > Well, you're a fast learner, I'll give you that! > > *shows LB the comma* Noted LM, noted. Snigger.
  20. Oh but you are. You are the bee's knees. The dog's bollox. The cat's pajamas. You sir, are the kipper's knickers. Are we done now?
  21. Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does that mean I win? > > Rock on! > > Rock on indeed. Yes dear. Of course it does. It has been shown to all that despite someone saying you confused them, you did not cause any confusion. Well done you!
  22. Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It was typed as clear as day. I in no way stated > that commas would or would not be used. > Misinterpretation is therefore the liability of > the reader. > > Caveat emptor. Rightie ho. If you say so dear. [rolls eyes and toddles off to join LM for a glass of bubbly]
  23. Oh dear. I think it's the case that when one resorts to personal insults, one accepts defeat. I win. And I blow raspberries in your general direction.
  24. Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Balls, cock and nonsense! > > I was being perfectly clear. Well there's no need to get all baity about it old thing. Whilst I don't wish to pick a fight with the [allegedly] scrummiest male forumite, I am obliged to point out that had you been "perfectly clear" LM would have not got confused in the first place, but she did, so you weren't. Quad Erat Demonstrandum.
  25. Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > An interjection eh? Hmmmm...definitely one for > the Drawing Room...had to look that one up... > > > Definition of interjection on the Web: > > ejaculation > > > > My mistake old bean. To be fair I think LM may have been confused by the syntax/grammar employed by Brendan. Had he said "what up with that, man" [note my insertion of the comma] his meaning may have been clearer, no?
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