KidKruger

When I was santa at school a couple of years ago, a conversation with a 9 year old girl. Santa, "Come and sit here - what's your name ?". Girl, "Tabitha". Santa, "Here's a surprise present you can open later. What else would you like for Christmas". Girl, "A new brain". Santa, "Interesting, why would you like a new brain for Chrismas ?!". Girl, "Because I'm useless in school and my parents get embarassed 'cause I'm so stupid".

Cate he was probably having a pee.

Here are some other words for nice -amazing -enjoyable -fascinating -glamorous -awesome -wonderful -fantastic -pretty -glistering -juicy -beautiful -joyful -warm-hearted -magnificent -glorious -spectacular -stunning -loyal -trusty -reliable -charming -appealing -pleasant -friendly -fancy -gorgeous -fabulous -comfy -splendid -marvelous -familiar -touchy -pleasing -delightful -mysterious -lovely -calm -great boobs Am I on the right track dubluke ?

Me And My Chauffeur - Memphis Minnie

just remind them that all their ambition of 'being a pro footballer one day' and 'playing for their country' stands for SFA because they have it all now in spades and cannot deliver.

Sounds a real pain in the @ss. One question - I see peopke 'touching-in' each day at ED as they enter/leave the station, is this something just for paye as you go users or should everyone do it ? I use a weekly whcih I renew most weeks on the same day and, having not checked what's what, I just believed that a weekly is a weekly and if I have paid for it and have my receipt on me I cannot be 'done'. AM I setting myself up for a hefty fine or summink ?

..and the England team could do with following these words, "when you're getting paid millions a year and are on a pitch to represent your country in the World Cup, try earning your keep and sweating for it, instead of whinging about restrictions on your off-pitch behaviour which are probably only in place because when off the leash you cannot control yourselves". KidKruger.

there's a thread about a lost camera in Peckham Rye park. have a look...

Will have to be there to see that RosieH.... AND the response from the punters !!

you roll your RIGHT trouser leg up to avoid chain marks.

RosieH - the number of times I have taken Two Little Boys to Lucky 7s and NOT played it is shameful, bring it on !

There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards - Ian Dury and the Blockheads

shhhh...

I was seeing a girl a while then it was timeto meet her parents, whe'd told me abot her Dad who wsounded a bit eccentric and also a bit of a control freak within the confines of his own home. Just before we entered her parents house she said "whatever you do, do NOT mention the words 'tea' and 'fish'", she ushered me in. This struck me rather strange and already I was feeling rather boxed in and wary. There in the large hallway of the family house the Father had his easel out with an array of oil crayons, pastels and papers, all spilling out of an old fishing tackle box as he fumbled through his next masterpiece. I said "Hello Ted, I see you have a fine eye for art. That's a fine stash of art materials, do you go fishing at all, that's a great tackle box. Any chance of a cup of tea ?" Dagger looks from girlfriend. Turned out to be a very eccentric bloke but one of best humans I ever met.

Mine's been great too, had a couple of issues just before Xmas with consistent connectivity but fine now. You may find you need to make a few calls, quoting what the previous person you spoke to said, to get an accurate 'reading' of what really may be the fault.

The Way I Feel - Fotheringay

Rolf used to play The Swan in Stockwell, it was a great show ! Two Little Boys on a skinful is always a tearjerker live.

North American Scum - LCD Soundsystem

jrussel I am surprised, I had no knowledge that the NHS were now doing compassion bypasses, when did you have yours ?

So what happens when the pregnant woman who's fallen over on the bus because she was standing having not been able to find a seat when the bus braked suddenly and injured her baby / caused a miscarriage ? You think you have a 'right' to disregard the need of others in greater need than ourselves just to satisfy your own belligerent reasons ? Why even start a thread like this. Get a life mate.

Flappers - I am listenin to Frank Proffitt again, check him out (especially Satan, Your Kingdom Must Come Down). check it.

Likes Likker Better Than Me - The Woodie Brothers

Shame on UK Govt for not holding their hand up and admitting much, much earlier that errors were made and things got out of (military) control. A lot of the hatred and anti-British enlistment was very likely down to this specific incident. I doubt if the 'enquiry' has taught anyone anything that wasn't already known by the civilians and the military. The only thing that's changed is an admission of wrongdoing and an apology. Which at a large portion of a Billion pounds is an outrage.

"Vicar's Daughter" Ended up back at Helen's house having progressed rather quickly from a Birthday kiss for me in the pub to some petting on the beach to fairly hasty petting and snogging in the kitchen of her family home. I knew her parents as she'd been girlfriend of a local mate of mine some time before (but we'd always had a soft spot for one another) and had been round her place loads of times as part of the wider social group we were all in. Her Father was Vicar of the church next door to their house, a decent guy to be fair. Anyways, I lifted her up on the counter by the cooker and as she wrapped her legs around me and we made up for a couple of years of admiring glances not acted upon. It was dark as her Father tripped over the other couple we'd dragged back with us (her girlfriend Rachel had brought her fella too) who had by now started mating on the floor, though Helen and I weren't aware they'd got THAT far. As he fell into the kitchen after switching on the light he hadn't given me or Helen time to put her boobies back in her blouse nor the other chap on top of Rachel time to re-install his member back in his jeans. So basically he got an eyeful of what must have seemed a proper student orgy. BUT the weirdest thing was he was entirely apologetic and backed-out of the room most graciously, excusing himself by saying he had heard something downstairs and thought he'd better check, there had been no intention to interrupt, please forgive etc etc. Better still, he said he wouldn't disturb us again, which, to us four, was the total green light for resuming pre-disturbance affections. After reassurances from Helen that she reckoned he probably hadn't gone to get a sword or shotgun the light was off in an instant. Top bloke !!

Wade Ward