HonaloochieB

Cross My Heart And Hope To Die - Elvis Presley

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Come one come all for the best month of the > year, > > the only rule is NO GLOOMY GUSSES. > > On reflection this looks a little less than > inclusive. > Look if your name is Augustine and you're feeling > a bit depressed don't take the rule as meaning > you're not welcome in the Mitzvah. > Come on down it's free egg nog and tree trimming > day today, all day. > If that doesn't cheer you up nothing will. Or Augusta of course.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Come one come all for the best month of the year, > the only rule is NO GLOOMY GUSSES. On reflection this looks a little less than inclusive. Look if your name is Augustine and you're feeling a bit depressed don't take the rule as meaning you're not welcome in the Mitzvah. Come on down it's free egg nog and tree trimming day today, all day. If that doesn't cheer you up nothing will.

Are you laughing uproariously, DM? I'll let you off with a warning this time but in future it could be a barring. Only bitter cynical chuckles allowed in here. Anyone wanting 'jolly' can take their suffering selves off to that place up the road run by that insufferable merriment junkie and his jackanape mates. God I need a drink.

Stations Of The Cross - Bill Laswell

Down In The Tube Station At Midnight - The Jam

"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy, Anoint my head, anointy-nointy" Steve Martin from some film.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > #They called the greatest archers to a tavern > on > > the green > > They vowed to help the people of the king > > something something something something > something > > something some > > But still found plenty of time to sing > > > > ROBIN HOOD, ROBIN HOOD > > RIDING THROUGH THE GLEN > > ROBIN HOOD, ROBIN HOOD > > WITH HIS BAND OF MEN > > FEARED BY THE BAD LOVED BY THE GOOD > > ROBIN HOOD ROBIN HOOD ROBIN HOOD# > > > > All from memory by the way, no google. > > For something something read: His bow was always > ready and he kept his arrows sharp > > Also from memory and pah to Google - although I > never understood the first line so for that I > thank you. And thank you for filling in my somethings and I of course cock a snook at Google also. I reckon people shouldn't bother with Google today, if you want to know anything important just ask Moos and me. Between us we know pretty much everything.

And the dirty chuckles we got out of Friar Tuck, well I could write a book.

Pay out is on the 5th December and no running off with the boodle?

Sorry Moos, but I forgot about rule number two, we do not speak of the 'other place' in here. I find it harshes my buzz.

It's that time of year again. SH!TBUCKETS.

It's that time of year again, the place is a little dusty but nothing a wipe down with a damp rag won't cure. I'll soon have a nice fire in the grate and 'ere long the kettle will be singing on the hob all the better to prepare hot toddies. And the big surprise is the tree, Dymphna and Georgette planted it and have tended it all year round and there it is in the corner just crying out to be trimmed. In fact anyone coming in today will be made to join in the trimming. Go on, you know you want to. Come one come all for the best month of the year, the only rule is NO GLOOMY GUSSES.

Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again - Bob Dylan

We used to love a bit of Solzhenitsyn at my school in the 70s, well those of us going through the bleak f*cker stage. If he was to go on Britain's Got The X Factor and won he'd be dubbed ASOL by the 'loids so best he doesn't I reckon.

#They called the greatest archers to a tavern on the green They vowed to help the people of the king something something something something something something some But still found plenty of time to sing ROBIN HOOD, ROBIN HOOD RIDING THROUGH THE GLEN ROBIN HOOD, ROBIN HOOD WITH HIS BAND OF MEN FEARED BY THE BAD LOVED BY THE GOOD ROBIN HOOD ROBIN HOOD ROBIN HOOD# All from memory by the way, no google.

Sung by Dick James who went on to be the Beatles music publisher. I just knew rereaading that Hunter Davies Beatles book recently would pay off.

The One And Only - Chesney Hawkes

A Miami is an 'all off'. So called because it leaves the area florid and the owner going 'aaaah'.

Once Bitten Twice Shy - Ian Hunter

Tobacco Road - The Nashville Teens

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Spines! Books or vertebrates. Whose are better? Books generally, but if someone had A Confederacy Of Dunces and a publisher's name tattooed on his spine I'd be impressed.

There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis - Kirsty MacColl

Men is just dogs girlfriend, kick 'em to the kerb.

I'm with *Bob*, like Annalisa Zucca I burn any clippings and trimmings, I don't want anyone trying to clone me or worse be doing voodoo sh!t on this ass.