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Greetings to you MA,you chocolate loving gambler you.

Azul, you don't need a female companion to prevent speculation about your sexuality. For heaven's sake it's practically 2008 and no one cares about that sort of thing any more. Relax.

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It also starred Pat Mustard, who smoked and looked as though he took the bus to work at the dairy.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- The other day the two > of us went in together, because I was in dire need > of being flirted with. Clearly he didn't like the > cut of my jib, as he was perfectly polite but > sadly no double entendre or general recognition of > my gorgeousness. Bah. Other than that, couldn't > complain about the service though. He didn't make any effort to flirt with you, Rosie? The fool. I would certainly have rose to the occaision and no mistake. No double entedres? Well you don't get many of them to the pound, do you? As for your jib it's cut like a schooner and twice as proud, or I'm a Dutchman. Don't fret petal, stalk is cheap and if your gorgeousness is wasted on JA then it's appreciated here. Sending hugs. > >

LibraCarr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi, > > When food is served, it should all get to the > table at the same time. It is quite embarassing > you eating and a female not and still waiting. > The joy of multiple orders is that you prep up the > more time consuming meal first and the simpler > meal to prepare last (on a sliding scale) wallah > (or how its spelt) all meals are served at the > same time... Happy customers. > > One company that is at fault is Morrisons the > supermarket. They take the orders as first come > first served, which is nice but imagine that that > you have done your shopping and want a bowl of > soup and a roll. The roll is ready and the soup > is in the cauldron nice and hot. Before you are > ten or more meals on order, instead of bypassing > the run of orders you may have to wait 30-40 > minutes for your quick snack. > > Sadly, common sense does not prevail in kitchens > anymore. > > Regards, > Libra Carr. Libra, what does Morrisons have to do with the matter at hand? I'm puzzled.

Didn't notice it had any pin tables in there so it doesn't qualify as an amusement arcade as far as I'm concerned. Sui Generis? Isn't that the title of a Gentle Giant LP?

Administrator Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please stay on topic Point taken. I wonder if the smoking bus driver likes Fr Ted?

You Were Always On My Mind - Lord Ralph Mayhew

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Good advice KK. May I wish one and all a happy St Patrick's Day.

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bignumber5 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keef Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I have to admit Paddy's day does my head in a > bit. > > It was fun when I was a student in Liverpool > (the > > Irish dock), but now it just annoys me how > > everyone goes mad for it, and yet noone raises > a > > pint on April 23rd (or is it 21st? see I know > > without thinking what 17th March is). Basically > > it's just Guinness Day. > > > Seconded. When I was a student (specifically a > student rugby player) then any excuse for a > skinful of Guinness was much appreciated, > particularly at the end of the season as we were > winding down. Was pointed out by many that I'm not > Irish, and that now seems to be very valid in a > way that it just wasn't back then... > > But must argue a little bit: some people do raise > a pint on 23rd April... People who drive white > vans and look like bulldogs raising pints of > beater, but still people raising pints ;-) What? Excuse me all to to f@ck and beyond but since when was St Pat's day anythng to do with the 'student' experience? It doesn't mean as much to you now? Then away and find some other patron saint to leech off. May I suggest St Patrick Kielty the patron of the unfunny. As for not celebrating St George's day, make it a bank holiday if it means that much, or shut up about it

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Long shot, but does anyone have a spare > stick/tipper for a bodhr?n please? I've just checked and no. Sorry.

"While religious celebrations honoring St. Patrick are affected, religious and secular authorities stressed this would not change secular festivities. The St. Patrick's Festival Committee in Dublin confirmed that next year's parade would be March 17 as usual. In addition, Monday, March 17, will remain an official day off of work in Ireland." Imagine my relief that the Irish bishops aren't going to stop me going on the piss on Monday. I loft a pint in your general direction bishes.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > there WAS a smoker unfortuntately - RIP Dermot > Morgan (ooh - same initials as Dulwich Mum) Of course Dermot Morgsn died but as long as I have a DVD collection and the power in my thumbs to operate a remote control then Fr Ted will always exist.

Miss You - The Rolling Stones

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Missing You - John Waite

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SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > weell - the straw poll of respondants on here so > far suggests you are in the majority so by all > means contact them and have a go at changing the > situation > > As your upstairs however, do have a wave - I'm the > Fr Ted figure at the back. the views of the Rye > are lovely from up here... (tu) Aaah, Fr Ted, now there a smoker...

Down Came The Rain - Mr Murray