Mikecg

Theres no parol for Rock and Rock!

Well done mona, the place where I live has a private security firm that uses thugs to clamp and release your car, I've been done twice for whatever reason, coming home from nightshift and forgetting to stick my permit to the windscreen. those bastards robbed me twice, and I was parked in my own bay, and I paid it, and put up with it.......... So it's good to see you got your money back.>:D< When I got clamped I was saying I'm gonna knock him out when he gets here, He was a built like a brick sh!thouse, so I paid him the money and went inside and cuddled a bottle of JD for the rest of the evening.

No need to do drugs to get high on rock and roll.B)

It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll.:))

Whenever I see your name I think of Don't Believe A Word and Waiting For An Alibi. hehe!

As it's you BBW I've got a good idea how much.

A Sheep farmer is concearned that his flock is not going to mate ready for Lambing season so he phones the local vet He tells the vet that the sheep arn't falling pregnant and he is worried sick that there be no lambs this season The vet assures him that the flok with bare offspring in the next few weeks and advises that when the sheep are lying down they will have fallen pregnant. two weeks pass by and the farmer contacts the vet again and says, you told me they would be laying down by now a nothing has happend. The vet advises the Farmer you may need to artificialy inceminate them, the farmer agrees and bundles four sheep into his Landrover drives them into the woods and gives them a good rogering. The next day the Farmer wakes and he looks out of the the Farmhouse window and says to himself their still not laying down I'll have to do them again, so he bundles the sheep into the landrover and takes them back to the woods. He wakes up the next morning and he is totaly shattered, he askes his wife, are the sheep lying down? So she looks out of the window and says No, but thiers four in the Landrover and ones bibing the horn.

Don't tell me your a member of the Mungrel Mob?

Tourette Syndrome Kitchens Ltd.

It was a friendly warning, you know. ! WARNING

What you actually deal with customers?.

woofmarkthedog wrote, Ha..................................... *...................* FN Wrote, This is a man I'd REALLY like to get to know better. snip< Be afraid woofmarkthedog be very afraid.

One of the jumpers was a trader the other two were a part of the same IT Department, it was like ego maniac central on a good day.

Ive seen 2 suicides at work and 1 nervous breakdown, 2 x jumpers inside the buildings and a Lady who was so distressed she decided to lie under her desk and cry uncontrolably.

Yours is more realistc Brendan.

I'm not saying some drunk guy down the pub told me, It was more than likely a bbc news story and at least they took the lead out of petrol.

I do know that smoking isn't the greatest thing to do and really should be banned, but the gov't bean counters like the revenue it generates so that won't happen. I've heard things like Potatoes and Bread can cause cancer, living in London causes cancer and all those fumes from buses cant be good.

You know Sean, the smoking ban has improved the environment in public places agreed, the they are Cancer Research Scientists?. One minute your reading, a glass of wine per day is good for you the next we are all doomed.

That's me f*cked then! A coleague of mine once commented when we were on a firms do a few years ago "You drink like a fish and smoke like a trooper" my response to his amazing perseption of me was "Yes and I go with women as well". I wish I had the drive to run round Dulwich park every morning but I just cant do it.

It's not just Smokers they are targeting drinkers now. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7906355.stm

I'm giving up pancakes. Well until next year anyway.

Don't mention the war or our colonial past or the fact that we taught the World. Oh I forgot Charles Darwin in my earlier post.

Oh! and Guy Fawkes. The Industrial Revolution.

I think you left a couple out guys what about, The British Legion Darby and Joan The Sunday Roast.

Egg and Chips! Says it all really.