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Nevermind BBW, HB is a grammar geek who speaks in riddles, I think he wears a green spandex costume with an apostrophe on.

No not really Quids, except fat-boy dim gave me some lip.

Oh! goody, when will be the first leching session Mick?. Visa women are easy.

OH! That's a shame, you could have egged her.

I checked it out on Thursday, me and Mrs Mike had a nice evening in there, Its the most local pub to where we live so I think that we will be making a regular appearance.:)-D

No! But he has a pair of flares and a blazer, so he should be able to set himself alight.

Oh! I know that pub, we now call it the C*ck in Hand.

My neighbour kept chickens when we were growing up and I used to feed them, they also had a cockerel, he was loud and he reminded me of foghorn leghorn. They smell pretty bad so you have to keep their coop clean.

Strawbs wrote, Maybe I will just have to pop out to your folks-in-law's place and play with their chickens!!! snip< Oooh err missus!

Nice one Brum, great to see you had a good time.

Well Brum, You are a braver man than I, nice to see they didn't tear you apart!

Simon Richman is crypto man. what does this mean? "a 'Hyde Park 9.30 opportunity' but in South London.".....

Sounds like crypto man has been let loose again.

To woofmarkthedog, Have you ever considered electric shock treatment?

Good ole inflation A Sam.

eater81 No Comment. Edited because what I originally posted was a waste of motor skills.

Yes CC, What I should have said was Man Flu doesn't even warrant my appearance. people go to the Doctors with a cough when you can buy the medicine over the counter in a Chemists. all too often the Doctors waiting area is full of people with colds. that's what I meant by it.

Nah I think he's been at the Vim again.

They have changed the way it works down there, and quite frankly discussing symptoms with a patronising receptionist and waiting for a Doctor to call you back is a complete fas. I wont go to them, I just go to the Chemist and say to the pharmacist, I've got these symptoms what do you recommend, and they give me what I need, I don't go to the Doctors unless I really am sick.

BOOM! BOOM!

I remember a few years ago I heard the letterbox go at my old flat, I was working from home that day. I crept outside checked down the stairwell and I saw two men aged between 35 and 40 kick the door in to the flat downstairs, I called the Police, when they arrived I told them "Look" they are walking around that corner, they were more concerned about me saying they were about as urgent as a tranquilized slug than catching burglars, it was a good job Harry my 91 year old neighbour was out, they may have hurt him if he was in. During the time I called the Police and them actually arriving, they managed to ransack his flat, they never got caught.

Get it right JB it's 16ft Marshmellow men. and I was being sarcastic to the nth degree because I got scolded for questioning the validity of killer clowns from outer space landing in ED. BBW and WMTD, It's a love thang!

Well you never know, Oh and I agree with your statement about woofmarkthedog, weirdo isn't in it.

No wonder BBW you do push the boundaries, however it does appeal to my sense of humour but their are others who are offended by it, also it's easy to forget kids could be watching. I do agree with Sean that things did get a little crazy, but it can't and I can't be serious all of the time.