bigbadwolf

Ian Rankins Rebus series, I can't put them down.

Me and the lads used to get stoned on Hash and shoot at stuff with it. The gun cost me about $50 and a bag of about 200 bullets cost $5. We never fired at any animals or hurt anyone and it gave me piece of mind to have with me on site as Pakistan can be a very dangerous place but thankfully it never came to that. You can buy anything like that out there such as handguns, anti tank rockets and grenades. All surplus stock. It was great fun although it had a very heavy kick to it, ask any bloke out there if they'd like a go on one and I bet you they'd jump at the chance.

My remote controlled helicopter. Brick of Hashish along with an AK47 when I was working in Pakistan 2 years ago, loads of fun but I had to sell it before coming back which was a shame. Tempur mattress of the TV which is apparently used by NASA, well the missus bought it. Yamaha R1 1000cc motorbike although I'm still paying that off. University education. I want to get my private pilots license next year.

Oops, that's been said already.

Reg was the first person in the U.K to use a cashpoint. On the buses was a load of bollocks.

People dawdling around at busy train stations messing about with their Ipod or any other digital attachment and in doing so getting in my way. Call centers in foreign countries. Indecisive people. Soap operas. I hate shaving but it has to be done. Washing up. There will be more in the not too distant future

Sorry I forgot, my names Lawrence.

When I look back it was a rather stupid thing to do as it was actually a rocket not a small banger which bounced around his little cab at quite a violent rate, but as they say, shit happens. It was however incredibly funny.

I've messaged the admin on this but would like to hear what you guys think on the subject. I think it would be fun to launch a new section on the forum where members can upload short videos which could include anything from footage from of the forum drinks to a subject you have an interest or opinion on. Obviously all subject material would have to be approved by the admin fist. What do you think, showtime or not?

Hello east Dulwich,following my previous thread about the meaning of forum members user names I thought I might venture further out to the deep end and ask who some of you guys are. I appreciate that a lot of us including myself enjoy anonymity but I can't help wonder how many times I've passed someone I spoke to on this forum on the street or in the shops. Basically I enjoy putting a face to a name be it made up or not and finding out a little bit more about the people I'm talking/writing to. Call me nosey or wierd but are any of the braver amongst us on Facebook. Also whats the average age group on this forum, we ran a little experiment on the Sydenham town forum expecting most forum users to be retirement age but to our surprise the majority were between their early twenties to middle age. I'm 24.

Well done Amelie. I have a particular beef with bus drivers, especially when they don't take a fiver. When I was a pup at school we had a bus driver who'd take the piss out of this partially sighted kid and mock him when he couldn't count his fare properly so one day we sneaked up to his window and chucked a firework in to keep him company. Do let us know about the response to your letter.

The Royal mail are robbing bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No I'm quite a well behaved mutt Jah lush but my username has little to do with dogs. I work as a demolitions expert and people say I'm like the big bad wolf from the 3 little pigs story as I essentially huff and puff and after asbestos abatement survey and engineering reports come in I blow your house down.

Hello East Dulwich. I've been using this forum for a while now and I'm often pleasantly surprised at how creative people can be when creating their usernames. I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd be interested in hearing some of the background and history to your assumed identities so lets hear them.

MelbourneGr are you talking about miss Cooper and miss Lucas as they were hot and Mr Richardson was a right laugh until his sad death. You're right as the place has changed beyond recognition.

Did any of you go to school locally? I did and went to Eliot Bank (1988-95) and Forest hill boys (1995-2000) and what teachers do you remember and which do you want to forget.

We used to play sting ball. A group of kids would line up against the wall and someone (usually a few years older) would chuck a tennis ball at the group and the last person unharmed would get to chuck the ball next. Kiss chase, no description needed there. Cops and robbers. Bulldog. In secondary school when it snowed, snow ball fights were strictly banned.

I knew it! Someone would jump at the chance to question wether I was talking about immigration, which I wasn't! Steve T: 'He doesn't sound like a typical forumista somehow' I replied as a joke that the admins standards had dropped in terms of letting anyone on the forum implying that the scrotes that mug people were amongst our virtual Dulwich, which I thought to adults would be obvious. At what point in this thread were border controls and I.D cards mentioned? At the point some jumped up dickhead felt the need to plant the seeds of a needless arguement. Get a life and you may feel a little less frustrated.

You never know, they let anyone in these days.;-)

Who cares about the Gallaghers, although the assailant should have viciously stabbed Liam in the face because he's the biggest prick out of the pair. Didn't one of them have their teeth kicked in a few years back in Germany or somewhere in Europe after upseting their audience that included some members of the Mafia, or am I wrong?

Luvsnailz, would you like me to make them both dissappear for ever. We have a very big foundation slab to pour tomorrow and for the right price your ex and her ex neighbour could move in underneath it. I'd happily film it for you and I'm outside you front door right now.

If she likes younger men. Alot better than Croatia, any gender could step on a land mine over there.

They hate farmers wives, especially ones with a carving knife.

Turkey is awesome and cheap.

The never ending Village.