bigbadwolf

No problem in Forest hill but we're higher up than you lot and naturally look down on you.

We made a snow Dalek.

You know Damzel was talking about having multiple forum accounts, well I think we've just unmasked Dulwichmum on the look out for wacky baccy.

Yes I agree, enjoy it while it lasts and when the honeymoons over just pop him in a sack with a house brick and lob the little tyke into a pond.

Half full at the moment. Just packed the missus off to her language classes after which she's staying with her brother which leaves me to pop over to my brothers to cane through a stupid amount of lager and get started on the 4 ounces of weed we smuggled back from Holland past the divs of her Majesties customs last week. Ha ha! I might even kidnap a dog later.

Meet me at Shannons garden centre in se23 and I'll flog you an eigth of weapons grade skunk.

Eliza.D Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If i knew him i'd dob him in. If I knew him I'd rob him.

I'll send you my business card Louisa. Plenty of labourers have been laid off and would be glad of the chance to 'let off some steam'. They'd even bring their own tools.

I agree that if a building is uninhabited and some squatters move in and actually take care of the place then you should leave them to it but if the Burbery brigade move in then reach for the 12 bore. About 3 years ago I was on the job demolishing Abford house theatre (the site has been replaced with a huge building site immediatly visible when you leave Victoria train station) and we had a group of crack heads move in and the mess they left was very disturbing. Claxon horns did the trick.

Rocket beware. You are being targeted by this greedy animal. This is what cats do when their owners start buying Iams instead of Cesar. You are being staked out and should treat the little c&nt like you'd treat one of the ponces who swindle change out of E.D's more gullible citizens. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tsk, tsk, the spelling in Forest Hill is shocking! As I explained PGC we have the most drunks in Fozzy hill and I'm one of them.

The foxes were f@cking each others brains out last night and I thought I had some air pellets left in the tin but I remember they belong to the pidgeons now. I always think I've got a cork screw for wine but I haven't. Condoms. Now that really is a bitch.

Peckham - Refugee camp where bush meat is abundant. Nundead - Cemetary. East Dulwich - Alright for a pay day piss up and the forumites have a sense of humour not found in it's neighbour. Camberwell - Has a reputation. Forest hill - Awesome but we have the most care in the community and drunks I think that sums it up pretty well even if I do say so myself.

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wouldn't be secret if I told you! O.K not secret as in what type of porn that would raise an objection (sorry can't help myself) just stuff which you think maybe a little bit unique+guilty.

What is your vice that you can't do without or do you have a secret pleasure. Mine is: On a friday after work I binge on cheap junk food till about 8 then have a spliff after which I usually sink about 8 tins of Stella in front of the television, alone. I do this to purge myself of all the male confrontational attitude and proximaty of a large building site as well as forgetting the thud and humming of machinery and it works and I get away with it because the missus is at english lessons all night, ha ha. Yes I know it's a bit sad but it's one of my guilty pleasures. Always look at the confessions section on the Gumtree, there are some wierd people out there. View HOLYMOLY.COM There are more but strangly I can't think of any at the moment but I'll remember soon

I usually find non British bus drivers are by far the best, as in they usually let you on when waiting for the lights and hang about if they see some one running for the bus.

No more weed for you tonight Tony, it's for the best mate.

Bear Grylls is a fake who was outed by the Sunday times last year. He's also the dung on Ray Mears boot and not to mention a bit of a wally. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6911748.stm

Whats your favorite advert. It can be running or consigned to the archives and which would you like to never see again. My recent faves are the dancing Brains (Thunderbirds) obviously and the Cadbury's Gorilla ad but my worse is the latest Corsa ads with the oven glove puppets.

A word of warning. DON'T USE IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES IF YOU DON'T NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me and some mates tried it when I was at uni for a laugh and a laugh was far from what we got. You get the most steel rigid boner you can possibly imagine and it lasts about 12 to 16 hours and after about 2 hours of having a constant lob on it becomes a very painful nuisance. Avoid it until your doctor suggests it and your partner demands you use it. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED LADS!

Plenty of child pornography as well if the public school scandals are to be taken into account as well but most probably behind curtains so I doubt any land marks would be visible.

Tomb raider Legally Blonde Bits of Harry Potter Toyota Auris advert. Morgan Stanley adverts. The grounds and buildings of Dulwich college were all used in the above in some capacity. All sourced from Wikipedia.

Anyone fancy a cuppa?

Dad: Bruce Springstein, Pavarotti or whatever chief inspector Morse was into at the time, Bob Marley, Genesis, Kim Carnes and some weird monk chanting cassette he picked up in Germany. Funny taste. Mum: Whatever people half her age were into, to be expected really.

http://www.temporaryhappiness.com/bowhill160704.jpg That isn't me by the way.