bigbadwolf

Sounds like a lucky escape. When I was younger I used to deliver pizzas for Forest hill Pizza hut and we used to get attacked regularly. Especially in Lower Sydenham and Catford.

Seeing as I've never met any of you but going by what you post I sometimes find myself building a mental picture of the other characters on the forum. These images are usually fleshed out by tv personalities and characters. Please don't be offended. Seanmacgagham - A younger David Attenborough. TLS - Michael Palin but with an earing. HonaloochieB - A slimmer version of Steven Fry and with stubble. ???? - All four of the young ones. Dulwichmum - I sort of know what you look like but you remind me of a cross between Nigella Lawson and Patsy from Ab FAB. Keef - A cool but slightly embarressing dad. Louisa - A pint size Cruella de Ville. Michael Palaelogus - A Greek version of Dara O'Brien. Mockney Piers - Not sure.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shouldn't that be rouge then Honny B? Ha ha. I'll give you that ????, very good.

Or Phasered.

> 1, 2, 3, and 5 not particularly surprising BBW. > 4 though, you're having a Turkish. I reckon you're > trying to gull innocents on here with the notion > that you're 'com-plex'. > Not that you aren't necessarily, but to imply that > to put it in Viz-speak you're 'good with colours' > stretches my credulity to breaking point. > Nice try, you rogue you. Bring me your Cravat and smoking jacket Honaloochie and I'll make a proper Boy George of you. Just see if I don't.

I personally think that the bankers who have performed well should be rewarded accordingly but those who have severely screwed us over should be strung up with piano wire and have their privates blowtourched by single mothers while their families are made to watch, children included. I'm a rude boy Civil engineer and if I constructed a motorway crossing or multi storey car park and the whole lot came falling down I'd have my arsehole torn out not be handed squillions of pounds.

Right, although I'm incredibly cool I do have a few geeky habits that I thought I'd share with you and I sincerely expect you to share yours. Here goes. 1) I'm 25 but still indulge in the odd Airfix model, or two. 2) I have a remote controlled helicopter. 3) I watch Newsnight religiously. 4) I'm very interested in fashion both male and female. I know alot of guys in this field are batting for the other team but my mum is a fashion designer and I've been surrounded by patterns and fabric all my life so I've taken an interest. Well thats my excuse anyway. 5) I post on area forums.

pommie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > has anyone ever thought about getting in their car > and following her (at a safe distance) to see > where she actually goes. Obviously make sure she > doesnt see you but would be interesting to know if > she does live round that area or not I suggested this before but fuck all came of it. If any of you do this can we have her address up on the forum so we can all go round and beg money from her. If you do I promise I'll be the first to do it. She probably lives in Dulwich village so I can't see there being any fuss.

1) Piece of piss and on a motorbike. 2) Done it hundreds of times. 3) Yes. 4) Yes done it while camping but I have burnt myself a few times. 5) Yes. 6) Sort of. I've eaten a Faaal but it was washed down with beer and tears. 7) Yes. 8) No. 9) Yes. 10) Not in a million years. 11) Yes. Learnt it in the cadets. 12) Yes. I can also pitch a five man tent but not on my own. 13) Easy. 14) Yes but it may be disassembled and reasembled several times during construction. 15) No way!

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do they actually have proper sausagemeat in them, > or is it Greggs-style pink mush? I thought it was all the offal from stem cell research.

Another one bites the dust by Queen. Although I suppose this would usually be enjoyed by the dumper but it could work if you're a very 'water of a ducks back' kind of person.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > >>Why don't you all give her a good kicking. The > amount of money she's had off you she's got it > coming. > Because us sandals-wearing Guardianistas lack the > physical co-ordination to give a kicking whilst > whilst wringing our hands in anguish... :)) Apologies SimonM. I should have taken that into account. Me and Tillietrotter will provide megaphones for you all to Tut and gasp into.

No problem Spartacus, with my expert knowledge I could have it done in about a year. This is how we'll do it. Phase one: Firstly we'll need an enslaved work force to build the 20 metre high blockwork wall to keep the McScoundrals at bay and to do this we should use forced Welsh labour and any who don't die during the works can be added to the concrete mix or be fed to the tarten turds. Phase two: Empty all the Protostant Orangemen from Edinburgh to construct pillboxes along the west coast to keep the bog trotters from our shore. There'll be no risk of survivors seeing as the Scots are known to drink the blood of their dead. Phase three: Set demolitions along the Severn bridge. You know what happens next. Phase four: Introduce Anthrax to the Isle of Mann because it's better to be safe than sorry. Phase five: Retake the United states. All of the above is purely tongue in cheek, Unless..........

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can we not set a trap for her in the manner of > Indiana Jones. Dig a deep ditch outside the front > door. Cover with a remote control trapdoor. When > she comes a'knockin, say you're popping inside to > get a wallet, push the button, and hey presto, > you'll be keeping the devil way down in the hole > until such time as community wardens can hoof it > round there. > > You could maybe put some books and jelly in there > to keep her occupied and avoid accusations of > cruel and unusual punishment. Why don't you all give her a good kicking. The amount of money she's had off you she's got it coming.

CAN WE PLEASE MOAN ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW PLEASE, FOR FCUK SAKE!!!

And the Danish bank note.

Oh and I was really really impressed with the banana carved from Ivory which if I'm correct was from Japan.

Dez Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think the guy with the old firearms used to work > at the Upland pub years ago. I was really pissed off with the gut that explained the pistols history because I wanted to know if they still worked but he didn't go that far.

Pistols or swords BN5?

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > the ciggies can't help either I agree. The fuller the ashtray the lower the income.

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I was fairly happy when he slipped on his @rse 5 > minutes later in front of a load of kids when he > didn't spot the mirror-like slide they'd made on > the path down from the flats. Also known as a happy ending.

I'm basically, In all honesty, an arsehole. In other words number 3.

Roll another one ????.

Muffin.

My girlfriend is from Colombia. She's back at 7p.m so I'll get her to log on them. From my experience the northern half of the continent such as Colombia and Venezuela have vastly improved in the last ten years but avoid the Orinoco area like the plague as it's still a F.A.R.C and E.L.N stronghold. Bolivia and Peru still have active Shining Path factions so kidnapping is still a weekly occurance. If you want added protection go to a hotel where western contractors are based (you can find out where they are through the newspaper vendors with foreign papers but only in the larger cities) and when you find these people they'll put you in touch with people who can supply you with handguns.