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bigbadwolf

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  1. No he's a moderator and I've just had a telling off from him although it was thoroughly deserved.
  2. No! Place a captivated bolt gun behind his head and pull the trigger. See him grrr and Snehee his way out of that!
  3. God I remember her. I was once walking along uplands rd stoned off my face at about 1 in the morning and bumped into her and I shat myself rigid!
  4. Look we've had a kiddie fiddling clown and now we've got some c&nt walking around dressed as a pirate is there something someone wants to get of their chest. Next we'll see TLS wandering around in a fcuking wedding dress!
  5. Behave Matthew. I don't live with dogs as I'd have to put up with that c&nt Woofmarkthedog.
  6. Fiorentina urgh. Egg on a Pizza is just wrong!!!
  7. Oops wrong thread.
  8. Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BBW - Have you had counselling? Don't be silly. See my response to the pervert at London bridge and you'll see that all is well in the woods.
  9. I don't really have a crush on any forumites but I wouldn't mind giving Louisa a seeing to to melt a bit of ice. Seriously though I bet with all that pent up unmanaged aggression she'd be amazing in bed.
  10. Just tell her I was having an off day and that I'll buy her a drink next time. She'll wake up with absolutely no recolection of the night before and therefor have my earlier advances completely wiped if you get my drift.
  11. Sean yesterday you said I made a nice comment, I apologise for being out of character. However I did mean it, I love the east Dulwich forum and as a fozzy hill resident have been made to feel welcome but do want to know what I like most? YOU ALL MAKE ME LAUGH! I challenge any of you to correct me when I ask how many time your boss has shat on you at work and you come home to a letterbox full of bills and the forum banter hasn't put a smile back on your face. All my friends think I'm sad to use an area forum and should use Facebook more often but you know what? They're welcome to it because some of the material I've come across from the regular forum characters people would pay hard cash for (Ted Max your parody of the Antiques road show had me in stitches) and we get it all for free. So basically keep posting and a big thanks. P.s All the above was genuine and not an attempt of toadying my way out of the whole 'Alangate' Fiasco.
  12. It's only recently come to my attention that Peter Walsh has retired from his position of headmaster at Forest Hill boys. He's been there for 36 years and is a legend in his own trousers. I remember when I was in year nine and he was finally made head and he openly wept on the stage and none of us thought any less of him and the applause was deafening. He's being succeeded by my old form tutor Steve Brady who will doubtlessly carry the torch and do a sterling job in steering the school but needless to say I'm sure Walsh will make the odd unannounced visit to keep the next slap head in charge on his toes. All jokes aside I wish you all the best in your retirement and I'm my mind you'll always be 'Sir'.
  13. Yes it appears that todays admin is a male.
  14. Yeah that is a bit harsh, there's not even any blood!
  15. Oh sorry Michelleb, we'll just ask them to politly turn their engines off whilst hovering over east Dulwich shall we. I think basically what happened is that the home secretary was flicking off in her big subsidised couch when all of a sudden there was a knock at the door. 'Could you spare me some change for baby food please'. The home secretary handed over a tax payers bluey and sent her on her way. Upon realising that the begger was black and there for obviously not a constituant of Worcester she called special branch. "Jacqui Smith hand over money to the poor, pigs will fly", "really, well whats that helicopter doing there?".
  16. This is nothing. You guys should check out the se23.com forum, that is incredibly dull and run by an utter control freak. Mixchael P once posted a thread inviting se23 poster to the east Dulwich drinks and it was swiftly removed. In my opinion east Dulwich forum is awesome and I view it more than Facebook which saying something. The characters on this forum really make my day with some good belly laughs and as a forest hill resident I've certainly been made to feel welcome which is something seeing as forest hill is where the builders and home help live.
  17. I think it's a bit rich that they advertise over 60's as 'mature mistresses','Kebab dressed as Mutton' is a far better description.
  18. I'll give you that Mike that was good.
  19. Yeah we've got one in forest hill, stacked to the rafters with Borst, Vodka and rope soup.
  20. Oh yeah I remember the pirates, shit weren't they. But by then I was well on my way to defacing religious education books, dots an all.
  21. When these adverts come on it's pretty good indication that it's time to go to bed.
  22. I'm always making spelling mistakes but I still think you should take the time to check and those above the age of 16 who think it's perfectly acceptable to bastardize the english language by using text speak don't deserve the skin they're sitting in. My girlfriend doesn't speak very good english but she tries her best and always corrects her mistakes. By the way, what level of Fuzz Buzz books are you on now Mike of have you graduated to the more challenging tomes of 'Biff n Chips'?
  23. Right here goes. Basically I indulged in a bout of attention seeking comparable to an episode of Hollyoaks and you'd be well advised to keep a look out in future as in all honesty I'll propbably do it again but for now I'm SORRY!!!!!!!! Can I please come back inside now?
  24. The best advice I've ever had was to get therapy because my mother suffered serious deppression after I was born and intitially rejected me.
  25. Administrator Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > karter Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Can't be BBW, ADMIN would have terminated his > IP > > addy him by now. > > Not necessarily, even though Alan Brady and > bigbadwolf are the same people, s/he has not tried > to do anything wrong other than start a joke > thread. Shit.
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