bigbadwolf

Shit.

About as much chance as your next thread being interesting.

That would make life a bit difficult wouldn't it and it's spelt 'allergic' and 'something'. I doubt your grammar gives your readers/customers much confidence.

I didn't know you sold the 'Beaky shoe'.

Brendan I'll let that slip seeing as you're from the southern Hemisphere and you imagination spins in a different direction but that's the last chance, capiche!

HOW DARE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course I'm not dead and (red Deveil) I haven't had my pockets picked either, what a cheek. Basically I have a foul sense of humour that at present isn't tolerated in the Issues section which in all honesty even I don't find surprising sometimes. Spartacus that poem was nice but very unaccurate, I'm not a baby I'm a fully grown Timberwolf who likes a drink now and again and has accreud points on his license. I'm quiet in the morning because I'm busy but I've a few hours to post during the afternoon. I severely resent people thinking I'm the feral dog on this forum.

Woof we all know your parents abandoned you but don't take it out on those of us who don't have learning difficulties such as yourself. My dad did serve in the Marines and saw action in the Falklands but which part of the T.A was you dad/brother rejected from? I personally had a Postman pat mug but from what I've heard of your financial status of late and local gossip it appears that you off spring change their clothes less regularly than Noddy.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Before we all jump on GoM's post, and despite the > fact that there is much wrong in his nostalgic > viewpoint, his basic thrust that in the last few > weeks the forum hasn't read all too brilliantly > rings true > > Of course I would then start a defense which says > much of the chatter comes from SOME newer posters > and SOME old-timers and one can't just say "you" > lot as in everyone > > One could also argue that if you find what people > are saying to be rubbish, either ignore it, or > challenge them as they arise and contribute rather > than just coming on and insulting everybody Sometimes Sean I think your sense of self control is amazing. Hopefully we'll see your Ian Paisley side one day.

Yeah I did have one but it was dammaged after it got knocked of the work surface. Shame as it was a present from my mum when I was at Uni and subsequently I got the hang of it as the first loafs are a bit hit n miss. I would never blow your house down LuvPeckham and the foxes tell me your scraps are very master chef.

One of these days Woof we'll all breath a great sigh of relief when you leave Dulwich for good, preferably engrained in the tyre of an Eddie Stobart lorry.

Alan?

Giggirl you're correct in saying that I do have a choice but Sainsbury's forest hill is the only place within walking distance that sells freshly baked bread after Provender closed earlier this year. The other 2 stores I mentioned are too far to do a weekly shop. Basically Sainsbury's has a monopoly since as I'm sure you're aware Dartmouth rd and London rd don't have the same capacity/variety of food shops that Lordship lane does. Do I like being bothered? No, don't be stupid as you seem intelligent. Admittedly I don't have much contact with the management but the occasion I described was unforgivable, even other customers and the staff agreed the bread was dangerously under baked that it made a squelching noise when prodded. The managements behaviour was a classic sign of lax complacency of a big fish in a small pond concerning local competition which in my opinion is disgracful. I know it's a bit drastic but imagine going to your local doctor seeking diagnosis and they turned around and said don't be such a wimp and go back to work because they knew another G.P wasn't within your capacity/budget to visit, you'd feel outraged wouldn't you?

Sorry Hona, Halfway through it already. HonaloochieB I challenge you to go to Sainsbury's fozzy hill and leave with a sense of satisfaction concerning customer service. The woman at the deli doesn't wear gloves and her fingernails look like she intimately Bulldozes her arsehole every 5 minutes. The management drag there knuckles behind their guide dogs and the million chimps of the checkouts still haven't completed the works of Shakespeare. The place is a shambles.

I know I implied you're a bitch but what happened to the scraps you leave me in the evening DM. And more to the point whats with your new Albanian groundkeepers, you know Tarkan and trigger happy Dino armed with 9 mils! What happened to Mr McGregor and his over n under? Ms Wolf Dug two slugs from my leg this morning! Are all your staff wanted by the Hague! Sort it out or next time one of your Falcons flies off and you want it located ask Woofthedog as I hear he's looking for work. Good day to you!!!

Rides of back to the hills.................

Rolls tooth pick in his mouth.................

Oh f...I was jus...he star...Oh O.K Sean, seeing as it's you.

Sean! I thought you were above my standards.

Granted it is alot less busier than the others I mentioned but it isn't really a good enough excuse for poor training standards even if it does have a very transient workforce. You're right it isn't very smart what I said but it's equally thick to sell clearly hazardous food to the public on more than one occasion and then try to deny it. This will probably come across as childish but last night I was so angry that I thought if they want to inconvenience me then they'll suffer the same.

Are they the one's who released you?

Ha ha Woof that was good, I'll give you that one.

This is one of them isn't it? http://latexmaskcentral.com/images/cyclops12.jpg

You're getting much better Woof, much better but I hear that daddies dissappointment was all yours, premature ejaculation can ruin even the most incestuous relationships. If you don't believe me ask your kids as I'm sure they'd be grateful of a few tips to carry on the family tradition.

Woof your dyslexia is the result of you being an sexually abused channel islander. Now get get you head back between mummies legs as she needs her annual 'wash'.

postmodern Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > (6) and I shat myself > rigid! > > What a lovely visual Oh thats nothing Postmodern. This Christmas past I had an awesome Christmas dinner but It always puzzles me why the women always manage to pass the banquet in little forrero roche style nuggets while I always manage to produce a viscous slurry which smelt like the immediate aftermath of the Bhopal disaster.