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Look Alan she's with me now O.K.

Old Jewish Abraham comes back from his jewellry shop in a very excited state. "Moira! Moira! Oh I have excellent news my dear, I've won the national lottery". "Oh Abraham thats wonderful news". "Ah but I'm afraid there's something I have to do, I'm giving half my winnings to the Germans". "Good grief Abraham why on earth would you do a thing like that". Abraham rolls up his shirt sleeve and points at his wrist. "Because they gave me the numbers!".

Jeremy Wrote: Maybe taken > her home between the two of us We were very nearly good friends Jeremy.

Jah are you Terry Thomas?

Said like a true Fuhrer Brendan.

jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OK, so I'm now being portrayed as the male > predator in a rape scenario!! Happy days :-S Someones gotta do it.

I didn't think roadies got skirt at gigs.

Shouldn't he save that for when he meets her parents?

The correct term is depraved. I already know I'm going to hell but it'll be warm and I'll know people there so, whateveeeerrr!

Applespider you're an example to us all. I'd at least have a 'rummage'.

Peek down her cleavage?

Ha ha that your last post was good Brendan. Jaybee please tell me you took advantage.

Oh and road/street wars is usually on the box.

You forgot the blue slim rizla, empty cans of white lightening cider and lottery tickets all provided by the annual ponce packet from the dept of work and pensions but apart from that it sounds as though you once lived in Catdord before being introduced to Dulwichdad from your accurate and considerate reply.

What I want to know is who let in the old bloke in the background with the comic muton chops beard.

Ha ha!! That was good Ted.

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Spartacus Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I had a cottage pie once, it didn't agree with > me > > and when it came out it made my bum ache for > days > > afterwards !! > > > That's class!!! That's nothing! I once smoked an eigth of Skunk and then ate an entire tin of quality street except for the strawberry creams. The next day I was reunited with the confectionary as it exited my arsehole like a flock of sparrows and thoroughly pebble dashed the toilet bowl. Felt good though and sometimes I wish I could do it again. I once ate two steaks in one go and the Dreadnought I put to sea was so aggressive I nearly called all three emergency services.

Thin ice Dulwichmum, thin ice. You must remember that us citizens of the blue borough have ready access to automatic weapons so think before you post or I'll be forced to dump lead on you from my Tech nine machine. It would be a shame as your last blog nearly broke a rib 'No scowled the precious child. "This is the X-Factor and bunny is Leona Lewis". Ha ha!

The Shield is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd start at the beginning if I was you. I wish There were more coppers like Vic Mackey.

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matthew123 Wrote: get filled up Or get filled in. I think we're on the same page.

..........thats what you pay for.

Awesome, a female flasher.

I've been a guest twice now and the service is exeptional. Lewisham Police castle on the other hand is a completely different story.

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