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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
bigbadwolf replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
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Moving2Dulwich do you live in a Caravan with a Lurcher tied to the towbar?
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Oh come east Dulwich what are you all playing at. The big daddy that was once mentioned on University challenge that was dragged from the archives of Viz's Profanissaurus and summerises Sarah Jessica Parker is 'BOBFOC'. Body off Baywatch face off Crimewatch.
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O.K I'M SORRY!!! I've already explained that I've got a disgusting X-rated sense of humour so it's only natural for me to lower the tone, I simply can't help myself.
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Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have a 12-inch ruler tattooed on my penis. Felicity are you reading this?
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Don't you have a shop to run?
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FelicityNormal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No we don't have a happy ending. Thank god for that. According to C.S.I those stains can be a right pain to get out of clothes and vehicle upholstery.
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Right east Dulwich, who's got a tattoo and what and where have you got it. I've got an Imperial Chinese dragon on my upper right arm. I had it done about an hour before before the twin towers where hit. My dad went all American and had the date tattoo'd on his bullet wound from the Falklands, bless him.
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When you put it like that Flick you make him sound almost Human.
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Just don't get 'Sex in the city' otherwise we'll be straight back to square one.
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Who left the gate open?
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When he said sorry did he promise not to do it again?
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Felicity! Behave yourself, didn't you see the Administrators notice about abusive behaviour? I'm not married so no it was not my wife but when I offered her my hankerchief she murmoured something about a friend with an itch and that she was going to get to the bottom of it.
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FelicityNormal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There've been reports of leering marshmallow men > infiltrating various shops on Lordship Lane and > propositioning the patrons. I know. I just walked past a particular shop which shall remain anonymous and a female customer had a sticky white substance dripping from her chin and had a some in her hair.
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Spot on Huuenot, my depravity knows no limits. I secretly reckon that Felicity is awesome in the sack.
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FelicityNormal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In the course of him telling me how 'up for it' > British women are So what you're saying Flick is that essentially you brought it upon yourself. I take it that the gentleman in question sprung from Latin loins.
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Gag, slurp.
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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
bigbadwolf replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
Bald -
Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
bigbadwolf replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
Opinionated -
Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
bigbadwolf replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
Expensive -
Has William Rose been giving you extra sausage Felicity?
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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
bigbadwolf replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
Dulwich village -
You lot don't know the half of it. Two Saturdays ago me and the missus are curled up in our den when the bloke from British gas calls at 7:30 A.M! During the day the a women from E.D.F calls to talk figures while I'm at Sainsburys and the silly cows only gone and signed us up! The next saturday the E.D.F guy comes to checl the meter (bit premature) 'she's upstairs mate'.
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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
bigbadwolf replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
Extra strong mints -
Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
bigbadwolf replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
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