bigbadwolf

It's not just the fact that the bread isn't baked properly it's the fact that the manager thought otherwise and tried to get out of replacing them. I then took a fistfull of 'dough' and asked her to eat it. She declined but saw my way of thinking and replaced the loaves with Warhburttons. I'n DKH and Sydenham Savacentre the service is very good and there is nearly always someone on hand to help wether it be cutting the bread or some other task which requires a member of staff to go behind the scenes. At Sainsbury's Forest hill this is not the case as the mouth breathers of H.R hire utter spastics who need the customer to gently hold their hand in a job which requires the bare minimum. Did you know last year someone actually died in their carpark and it was a customer who ended up calling the ambulance before the management could get their arse in gear., Jesus wept! I was so outraged at the utter incompetence of the staff at Sainsbury's Forest hill I returned with the shopping and for the first time since I was a kid I walked in there and picked up up a 3 litre box of Cape something or other valued at ?19.99 and walked out without paying. Did their security staff doing anything? DID THEY FCUK! And before the righteous brigade brand me a thief I don't care and I'm proud of myself because they are a bunch of shysters in there and deserve it. Rant over.

I'm on it already mate as they've been flogging under weight bags of weed to the local Squirrels and it's high time I sorted them out which means that unfortunatly there's going to be a lot more sceaming and wailing tonight but hopefully the toe cutting should be finished by mid morning.

Can you please boycott this shop as the service is appalling and I've had to return the 3rd loaf of bread this week as it hasn't been cooked properly and the manager is prick!!!

joey2 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How many laps round the park did you do? Joey are you implying that Dulwichmum has been round the block? You better not as the scraps she leave me on her grounds would make the bins at the Ritz blush.

Oh Strawbs, it's a bloody nightmare. I suppose the only benefit of being an Onanist again is that as a male I can indulge in the bizarre game of 'playing hard to get' if you catch my drift.

Is this what happens when your sex life is a thing of the past?

Behave yourself Matthew. From my experience the twits that have animal heads mounted on their property are prone to having a few bob so essentially you'd be enticing a burglar into your home and with me above the door I wouldn't be able to protect your wifes Thripeny bits and Crown jewels now would I?

I detest trpohy hunting! If you're not going to eat it then you have no business being there in the first place.

Oh and here's some self describing inspirational music to help you on your way. I think you'll agree east dulwich. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fWDqGED-_c&feature=related

Stand at ease Dulwichmum. I think the Emphasis is that the instructors are ex forces P.T instructors. They wouldn't have the insurance to allow you and the Ocado regiment to drag telegraph poles round the park or the time to locate your nails afterwards. Good luck all the same.xx

I'm speaking from my human angle on this one and I don't want to offend anyone here or start a slanging match. Do any of you guys hunt game. I do when I have the chance. I've hunted in Scotland, France, Spain and North America. Mainly taking Chinese water deer, Pronghorns, Pheasant, Pidgeons. I tried Bow hunting as I'm a very good shot at H.T field shooting but it was a bad kill which resulted in suffering. I doubt I'll hunt with a bow again. What are you're experiences?

Pint of Courage Best at 79p a pint in the now chav scum dive known as the Bird in hand on Dartmouth rd Forest hill.

My dad had a look at these guys after injuring his shoulder about 2 years ago and he said they were alright and he would know because he spent 3 years in the Commandos and their training is the hardest infantry training in the world!

That's more like it Woof, good lad.

For a moment there I thought you were slowly getting the hang this but then you carry on being a c&nt of Ocean going proportion.

Ha ha!

Does anyone else read view this site but wishes it would go back to it's old format?

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > WTF is this thread about?? > > WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF :) Sue that was disgusting and the cringe I suffered from reading it lead me to believe that I was halfway through suffering a stroke!

WHAT.THE.FCUK!

What happened to tieing one to a firework?

Ha ha Honaloochie that was good I'll give you that one. Don't worry quids I'm still an arsehole. Basically my missus gave me a tongue lashing for what I wrote so I have to show both sides of the coin today but once she fcuks off to language class's I'll get back to being a c&nt.

I appreciate they don't have much to go on Anna but their presence in the area will be a deterent.

Ring the police you silly women.

There aren't any kids reading this forum are there? I'd imagine they're all on Bebo or experimenting with porno sites.

It's been removed for obvious reasons, ask Ratty he'll fill you in.