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In my opinion I think that wife number 2 is perfectly correct in not wanting the ex wife there, keep her out of it. On the other hand it would make a tense yet exciting atmosphere on the day and you could cut the tension let alone the cake when the vicar asks "is there anyone in attendance who objects to the union of this couple", Youtube shit!!!

The Off-license on Dartmouth rd opposite the Pools.

I was at work at 7:50 a.m and it was bloody freezing!!! Although I'm glad to have a job Tony I also work on a very large building site (no demolition this year folks) and we don't have air conditioning or central heating so spare a thought for those carrying hardhats next time you see them. T.L.S and PeckhamRose I'm going to cut off your central heating when I find out where you wake up at leisure:X

I followed watched the 1st episode of the 1st big brother and thought it was terrible. Terrible in the sense that they get given food and spend all day playing stupid games. If I were in charge they'd at least have to earn their crust such as performing dirty Sanchez style tricks on sleeping housemates and at the end when the winner leaves the house the bridge gives way and they're devoured by man eating midgets. I actually thanked god when my other half declared she couldn't stand it when the big brother adverts came on. Did you know the big brother house has the same 'no fly zone' status as a lot of M.O.D property, ridiculous!

Some good news at last. Instead of an electronic chip you should consider a ball and chain. ONLY JOKING EAST DULWICH!!! Even I have my limits, sometimes;-)

Did they have the cheek to keep the hair as well?

Just rub the old fellas face in it, that should do the trick. Concerning the nunchucks at his age he'll probably just knock himself out with them if he gets tasty with them. Message me the footage if he does. On a serious note, tell him Jeremy Kyle is very proud of him.

Eastern Europeans aren't a race so it isn't racial. But apart from that Huguenot you have absolutely no problem with jokes that target the Irish and the disabled? You guessed wrong I didn't substitute 'eastern European' for anything, paste or delete. You were right about the direction of the joke i.e to uncivilized to use a tampon instead but it's just a joke, not some Aryan call to exterminate Slavs, get a grip.

I'm not entirely sure HonaloochieB. I always thought that Oasis were classed as Brit pop. I agree that rock doesn't feature very much in my collection but I wouldn't dismiss the whole of Rock altogether. Craig David is another Twat I forgot to mention but I've dealt with him already.

No no no people, I'm sure it's not burglars but more than likely the postman is letting his fellow posties know that your debit card has been safely intercepted and would they kindly keep an eye out for the P.I.N number that's on it's way. Pretty obvious when you think about it.

How do you know if a girl from eastern Europe is on her period? She's only wearing one sock.

I agree, I don't like Oasis and never will. Not sure if they qualify as a band or a group but Take that are a gang of wankers. The Kooks = the cocks. Most of the bands mentioned at the beginning of this thread are before my time. Foe some reason I find that if I don't like a member or members of a band or group this usually if not always results in me disliking the music they play.

Or alternatively you could just book a weekend off in Amsterdam.

Bunny19 I think it could be a lot worse than you think, much worse. The individual you encountered was what they call a casting agent. Basically what they do is travel Europe and the developing world looking for talent to star in these very violent and sadistic videos where animals fornicate with well endowed male leads which often result in distress for the poor pooch. If you doubt me I can mail you some eye watering footage I filmed just literally a few days ago in my basement.

He's a right pain in the neck by the looks of things.

I'm just going to take mine back to the park I borrowed it from and set it free.

Probably one of those doorstep schemers was spotted trying to ponce some petrol money off some gullible nit wit

Chavella, do you fancy going scrumping for apples next Sunday as I think a few of the forumites gamekeepers are off for the holidays.

Sorry to bother you guys but my internet has been cut off. Could you lend us ?28 to get back online, I'll pay back A.S.A.P.

I'm with ???? on this. Not exactly Crimewatch material. It's been happening since the Romans were in charge.

Youporn and Porntube are pretty softcore all round, if you want really filthy check out east dulwich sl.. does an.. first time volume 9.com

My other half hails from the jungles of south America so you'd assume she'd be pretty unimpressed with our T.V but no, Eastender has worked it's evil spell on her as well. I watch Top gear, C.S.I and I can't stand football.

Eithers good as long as you've got plenty of booze or weed.

I finish tomorrow but we're packing away all the heavy machinery today ready to close the site tomorrow when the whole site goes down the pub to terrorize all the city boys and girls.:))

Said like a true ghost of Christmas past but if the good lord sends me to hell for my festive sabotage then fine, because it'll be warm and I'll know people there so whateveeeeerrrrrrrr!:)