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Blue tac? H.D TV? Did you all know that humans know more about the galaxy than we do about under our Oceans.

He reminds me of Sideshow Bob off the Simpsons. His missus isn't bad looking though, I would.

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Even my 5 year old took one look( and this is a > kid who is deprived of TV all week)and said "Oh no > I HATE this show" Bloody hell Woof you're not one of those alternative hippie families that believe in free thinking and home schooling are you? I bet you all make each other shitty Christmas presents out of wood and cardboard under the predictable doctrine of 'it's the thought that counts'.

Some of you may not find this funny but I saw it again last night and laughed so much I nearly wet myself. Enjoy.

Quite right Declan. The derogatory term for bogtrotters is indeed spelt M-I-C-K. How Irish of me. I feel really "fockin tick" now. Sorry spudmunchers, I'll remember to spell it correctly next time.

From what you describe Woof it seems she was dipping her 'purse' long before you got there.

What did the room smell like Woof, you know...since she was in 'mid flick' so to speak. Did it smell of rot or just...well...you know, tuna.

I've always wondered what it must be like to live through a age of such rapid change and advances in technology. It must of been quite overwhelming in some respects for a man born in the Victorian era to have witnessed a man on the moon and leaps in global communication. He attributed his long life to "cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women-and a good sense of humour". I think if I were to have had the honour of meeting him we would've got on very well indeed. R.I.P Henry.

I have to take my hat off to your 'friend' *Bob* as that menu certainly would've brought a halt in conversation. Do you guys mind if I have a go? Starter: Bombay bad boy pot noodle. Main: Tin of heated up corned beef served with baked beans and half cooked garlic bread. Dessert: Melted Vienetta. Oh and how are you liking the new Tesco express (Kirkdale?) Keef? I haven't been in there yet, do they stay open till late?

I don't use twitter, I'm already bitter enough. Oh Moos, will you eeeeeevvvvvver find it in yourself to forgive me for my predictable faux pas regarding the skeletons in Quids closet. I wont be able to sleep otherwise.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In theory it shouldn't be too difficult to > integrate twitter into the forum's software - a > bit like an RSS feed. (I'm not sure it would be > effective the other way around given the > restriction on message length.) > > If someone were set up a twitter account named, > say, @edf then those with their own twitter > accounts could send twitters to @edf and they Can we all please boycott this horrible idea. Although I enjoy chatting with all the EDF regulars I don't particularly want to know what they're doing every waking minute of the day. It's bad enough having Quids and Mick Mac bleating on about where and when they should lay their bets. >

Ted's got a point *Bob*, eat more fibrous food otherwise your next trip to the toilet could result in a nasty case of 'bednobs and broomsticks'. It's a lot more painful than it sounds.

My youngest brother can eat an entire tube/tub of Pringles in about 4 to 5 minutes, just thought I'd share that with you since that greedy guts Mick Mac think's it's O.K to show off about polishing off two whole bags of Dorito's (probably the pikey supermarket own brand) whilst there are impoverished people in Peckham who'll be eating dogfood again tonight. Have a heart Mick Mac.

They do eat their dead after all.

Woof, are you on some sort of mind altering drugs today? I.V? I believe that when northeners are on the piss it's more a case of in-voluntary than Intravenous but you never know up that way.

Now now Woof, don't judge a Scouser by their cover...story. I sat with Legal at the last drinks and not a drop of alcohol touched her lips. I know it may be hard to take in but it's true.

Another perfect example in one way or another that cats have servants, not owners.

I'm getting completely trashed after I've watched the Mentalist tonight with my brother.

Oh I see, that's how it is. I simply imply that if you shook hands with the skeletons in his closet that it would mean you'd be privy to information that he doesn't want made public. Making you part of an exclusive clique regarding his secrets. What do you do Moos? You turn it entirely on it's head into some sort of disgusting suggestion and then pass on the blame to me. Typical, I'm being bullied...agian!

That was un-called for Woof and yes...it was awful.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *thinks - if that wasn't a special clique > handshake, what was it?!* Well it depends entirely on what part of Quids you shook. If it was his hand that's fine but if it was his..well..you know, then you two may well be in a clique of you very own.

Don't listen to Woof Kel, you'll always be my little pudding. You on the other hand Woof are going to join me on a little journey down to the Chinese takeaway. Say goodbye to your friends because you may not be seeing them again, ever!

Only by the Ambrosia of your sweet self Kel my love.

Don't be silly Moos. Quids isn't in the Clique.

The Jury's out one that at the moment Kel!