bigbadwolf

is it me or is that kid Edward look more like a girl than a boy?

No it wasn't Moos. You've seen the home wrecking pictures of Quids that question his gender as well.

In all seriousness, I'm inclined to agree with you. I believe that the process takes place in non E.U nations. There was a rather unpleasant Panorama programme that focused on the barbaric trade in horses about a year back. Some are lucky to be made into handbags or glue but the majority of old horses face the nightmare of 'Gladiathorse'. This 'sport' goes years back finding it's roots in the Ural Steppes where the knackered old Steed makes it's last stand. They are pumped up with a lethal cocktail of anabolic steroids and have their teeth filed down to fangs. They have a flail welded to their tail and have spikes attached to their worn out hooves. The training is intense where they're forced to drag clapped out old Soviet tanks up hills and trot on the spot. Many don't make it through the first stages. The one's that make it, well...lets just say you'd come to a sticky end if you tangled with them To make matters worse the people involved in this vile tradition often pit the finalists in this brutal blood against weaker opponents. To be fair though they do give the weaker of the two a headstart. It starts by the referee shouting "Contendor, you will go on my firsht wishel. Gladiathorse, you will go on my shecond wishel." Apart from that the skin tight lycra suits are just inhumane.

I'm afraid not.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Apparently not hpsaucey... see page 2 of this > thread - I was shocked. All those sciencey > catalogues selling 'em at Christmas... could they > be fibbing? Bloody 'ell. I thought Etch A Sketch was a bit 'out there'!

I also pay the extra so that their dog that's aptly named "187" doesn't tear my jugular out if I slam the freezer a little too hard when I'm pissed.

No. "Roses are red, Violets are blue. Horse that lose are made into glue."

It's been sent to the glue factory.

Louisa.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My dirty shop from the Tesco express is usually > 4 pint size Stellas (normally I wouldn't choose > Stella, but the selection is rubbish) Keef are you out of your bloody mind. You're paying ?6.58 for 4 pint size cans of beer! Go to the Spar opposite fozzy hill swimming pools and you can get yourself 8 500ml cans of either Holsten, Kronenburg or Fosters for ?6.50! Jesus Christ Keef, pull your bloody finger out! Oh and just so you know. Keno's opposite fozzy hill Police station on Dartmouth road is open till about 6 a.m but the prices are a bit steep to say the least.

I bet it's the pikey lidl stuff though eh Moos.

Admin! Admin! Quids and Moos are ganging up on me because I'm younger...again!

Right that's it Quids, you asked for it!!! Apart from me being all debonair and out of character over in Sydenham where Mikecg is currently taking shelter (Keef's there too) Quids has a much more darker secret that he'd prefer to be left undisturbed. When he's finished his 6 cans of Stella Quids stands guiltily in front of the mirror naked and takes pictures of himself with his dick stuffed between his legs to see what he'd look like if he was a girl! I found out about his filthy, eurotrash secret because at the last forum drinks he left his phone unattended. I was shocked to say the least.

Yeah, and I don't think keef paid for it either.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Test Card Transmission= Forest Hill Forum Ha ha, that was good Quids.

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No. It is the fragrant Dr Anu Bhatia. Google for > YouTube footage! Yeah she is fit isn't she David. Looks like we favour the same rain shelter Dave.

Dave = Peckham

Pinhead.

No Michael. A meatball remains a meatball, regardless of it's area and volume.

Thank you Michael, Chief greedy guts of the Golden Naga. I'm part kraut (for real) and I always perform well and most certainly get the job done without complaint.

Ask Sean.

Vorsprung Durch Technik eh Moos.

Don't be such a 'stick in the bog' Mick. You'd better find time to post otherwise I'll be making Irish jokes all over the shop. Happy holidays though Mick, wherever it is the rainbow ends this year.

Just check out the Gumtree.com. Plenty of choice.

No Keef. A poor mans spliff is a scud containing a penny pinching sprinkle of hash, as you well know. Lit with your last match or off the stove.