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Just so that everyone know's in advance, me and the advertising execs that make the Churchill insurance ad are going to copy and paste Seans facebook pic onto the nodding dog. We feel that this will make a much more realistic platform for a company that always likes to lull it's customers into a false sense of security and then baffle them senseless futher down the line. Just thought you'd like to know.

Your turn Hona. Take your pick of which Dragon you wish too impersonate.

"Hello, My name is Jaybee and I've come here to talk to you about an exciting new venture in the retail sector. It's a tried and tested strategy that combines advertising and profit gain in the same purchase scenario that has been tried and tested in corner shops the length and breadth of the country. Buy one get one free". Duncan B: "Yeev com here wiv a praposhal that ma wee bairns ca dee better. Apart from being unshound itsh queet frankly an offensive proposhal tee a tight Scottish cont like mashelf. Fa dat reashon, Am oot!"

Ho ho ho HonaloochieB.

R.I.P Harry. You were the last of a generation that mine could still learn a great deal from. Henry Allingham and Harry Patch and all the brave men that served on the western front should never be forgotten, nor should their tenacity and conviction be consigned to the media hungry opportunist's that DM so aptly described. Braver men than I'll ever be.

Kells Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why's that, BBW?! O.K, perhaps I jumped in head first on this one. I know I don't have to read them but on my facebook girls my age (25) or there abouts are constantly updating their status and harp on about what they're doing i.e Emma is eating, Ayshe is picking her nose. This happens every 5 minutes to half an hour. Pointless bordering on compulsive. Fella's tend not to do this unless they're batting for the other team.

I got into Facebook last year and in all honesty I really enjoyed it for about 6 months but then I realised I'd flogged a dead horse long enough and got bloody sick of it. I've only got one picture on my page and they're welcome to it. Facebook also serves as a good reminder of how annoying girls can be sometimes.

Ah Anna, you'd make my mum cry if she saw that. The first video footage of me she has shows me rebounding around the living room dancing to the Living Daylights in my Snoopy romper suit. I was about 6 at the time.

The popular animation Postman Pat (me and my little brothers were huge fans) was sold to Japanese broadcasters but was put on hold because of Postman Pat having 3 fingers and a thumb. The way his hand was shaped was (unknown to the British creators, I hope) a Yakuza gang sign/gesture and it was thought that this would cause upset in Japanese households. It was eventually released quite a while after the show was purchased.

That was revolting PGC. They look like a bunch of Bible bashing God botherers who've seen just one too many episodes of the Fresh Prince Of Belair. I don't want to see anything like that again.

David Carnell on the fusion photographer/paedo thread. "Is this what Neighbourhood Watch meetings are like?" Subtlety it it's most sublime David, Bravo and it made me laugh.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry Richy but BBW has, inadvertently I'm sure, > misled you here. > What he's got his silly old too hairy head all > confused about is the fact that I occasionally > provide backing vocals for a math rock group > called The Mean Triangles. > When I perform with them I bring a reggae element > to the proceedings, I'm known as IandIsosceles. > The main band is, on vocals Polly Gone, A Cute the > guitarist, EK Willateral taking bass duties and > RITE who deals with sampling and treatments. > The drummer has named himself Bermuda and wears > the shorts at every show. I'm not sure he's fully > on board with the concept. > Still the cover/rewrite of Girls Aloud's 'Biology' > - The Mean Triangles perform it as 'Geometry' and > Polly introduces it as being 'a different class' - > is a highlight of the set. > > Mind BBW was right about the baldy slaphead thing, > I'm definitely more Brian Eno than Brian May. > > One love. Alright...O.K, that was good Hona. I know my place and I'm more than happy to skulk back to it. Just so you know though, one day I'll best you and on that merry day I'll bite my thumb at you for all to see. Until then, the floor is still...most definately...YOURS! One day HonaloochieB......one day.

He's on holiday pinheads. I reckon Mick Mac fancies our 'ammers lad. "Quids and Mick Mac sitting in a tree, G-A-M-B-L-I-N-G."

Or 'grooving'.

Also, he's not adverse to dressing up either.

Hi Rich. I'm no musician by any stretch of the word but there's a guy called HonaloochieB on this site (he thinks he's a bit of a ladies man but we do indulge him) and he plays a mean Triangle. He's a bit shy concerning his musical ability (he's also got a very high voice) but don't be afraid to send him a message enquiring after his talent. P.s If he does make it on stage keep him away from the main lights as he's as bald as a cue ball and you wouldn't want to blind the fans, not to mention put the groupies off. The very best of luck.

Can we not forget one of my mum's favourites Minnie Riperton who could sing in the 'Whistle tone'.

No but they stick together like glue.

Beautiful country though.

Yes, twice. They have the most bizarre firearms laws in Europe. I don't think I've ever seen someone walking around a supermarket with their kids with an automatic weapon slung over their shoulder in any other country in Europe.

Did you go to school in the Netherlands Jen or some other liberal, outside the box thinking nation i.e Switzerland?

I'm afraid that just isn't British either PGC, not British at all! "Bring your own container and scoop up as much as you want" Jesus fcuking wept, have you seen Open All Hours?

Sorry Jaybee but haggling just isn't British. If you want to haggle I suggest you take your custom to some banana republic and leave us to our 'queueing' and 'harumphing'.

You still can on the Kings road. Up until last year when Trading Standards got wind of it you could still buy singles from the Little Saigon on Dartmouth rd in fozzy hill.

Keef been picking on you again Sean?