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I missed it. I'm going to watch it on Iplayer tomorrow though.

Crumbs Mike, you've certainly brought some memories flooding back. I used to love staying up to watch Bullseye with my grandparents. The best bits were the dodgy haircuts but the funniest parts were when some oik that lived on the tenth floor of a council block in Birmingham would win a speedboat or some other bizarrely impractical prize.

Don't you 'old bean' me chief greedy guts. Although I will concede that the loss of our magnificent Empire (that's right colonials, magnificent) was due to many factors. Some were regretable I'll admit.

Sorry to butt in chaps but have any of you lot seen the BBC's Empire of Cricket? I saw the one on India last night and it was very interesting especially since the game seems to have shaped the nation.

Bloody 'ell Sean, make ya mind up! It's indicisiveness like this that lost us the bloody Empire!

The only sure fire way of finding out if someone is truly middle class is if they have some sort of organic bathroom product/scrub/shampoo that's got a really patronising label or failing that they've got a pomegranate in their fruitbowl. A sure fire way of telling if someone is truly working class/scum is by how many football ground banning orders they have. They usually eat microwave meals alot as well. Can't get any more simpler than that.

Fraidy cat!

Good.

So what actually happened then Mockney? Did it go up in flames or was it just the blue screen of death like mine does pretty much whenever it feels like it.

Well well well, look what the greyhound chased in. How was your holiday Quids?

Don't listen to Rosie Sean. Come and be in my gang with all the other rude kids from the council estate.

Shit.

That's disgusting! You and Rosa Klebb in coitus? That certainly would be a 'SPECTRE'CLE to behold.

Sorry Mockney, are you genuinely concerned about retrieving lost data because from the way you describe it looks as though you're showing your 'equipment' off...again. Still, I suppose it's better than having HonaloochieB's typewriter wedded with an old microfiche that's somehow got internet connection.

You can do whatever you please Hona, I'll even leave the front door open for you.

Oooops, it seems that she only died for a little while, then came back to life.

A bit off subject but AMY WHINEHOUSE HAS JUST DIED OF AN OVERDOSE!!! I'm being serious, it's just breaking across the news!

Mikecg

How about 'The Boers are back in town'.....smartarse.

Thank you Brendan.

What, like when they (BNP) put a picture of an on duty guardsman outside Buckingham palace on one of their flyers saying he was a proud member (he wasn't) and the Army brutally arse fcuked them in court.

I've also got a bigger dick.

HonaloochieB is and always will be the most gash super villain there will ever be, he only started doing it for tax reasons and has never really done anything apart from kidnapping the odd cat. I on the otherhand (I've got a hook on the other) sell guns and drugs from from my Blofeld style hideout and I've got a pool of maneating sharks as well. I also get all the best skirt (i.e Barbara Bach's triple X) unlike HonaloochieB who has to get his legover with the likes of Rosa Klebb.

Peter Andre and Shabba Ranks.

Odour