bigbadwolf

This is alarming, sad and so very, very wrong. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1170348/The-50-year-old-mother-spent-10-000-surgery-look-like-daughter.html

I'll be watching the Mentalist.

Why have the powers that be chose to make these changes after the watershed? I reckon it'll just be like the millenium bug, a great big fuss about nothing. Either that or the eye in the sky has folded under pressure and the adverts are going to rear their ugly head. "Register under someone else's EDF username, just for the hell of it." Just so as you know Ted, you've been kicking up quite a storm over on the Clapham forum.

You're more than welcome Anna. It's refreshing to know through your veiled sarcasm that others wish death upon the Gallagher brothers aswell.

I've never liked the Gallagher brothers and I can't stand Oasis. I didn't like Blur for that matter either.

Get your tongue out of their arse Brum!

Don't we all. Like Vino that is, not the French.

There's also this organisation called Royal Mail. I've never seen such a comical misrepresentation of the truth.

Anna. If I gave you a Mouse covered in milk chocolate and stuffed with peanut butter (crunchy or smooth, it's up to you) would you eat it?

So you're in France.

Oh Kel, whatever could be the matter? Can I do or fetch anything to quell your temper?

You could just electfrify the bikes from the mains overnight Pandora. Wickes in Catford do some pretty heavy duty extention cord by the metre.

Oh well thanks David...that's just great, I've only gone and kicked next doors cat to death. Can you be just a little bit clearer next time.

Is that your way of saying Catch 22 Dave?

A scouser is sitting at a bar drinking. A flambouyantly gay man comes up to him and whispers in his ear "can I give you a blowjob?" The Liverpudlian jumps to his feet and beats the homosexual unconscious. The bar tender comes over and asks, "Whydja dooo dat?" The scouser says, "Ee sed sommin about me geddin a job."

There's nothing wrong with Essex girls Kel. It's just their family you've got to worry about.

Little James was asked by his school teacher to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. He said; "My Dad and I were looking out of the window at old Mr Johnson painting his fence and I asked my dad how long he thought it would take him, and he said that 'it'll take that cu.t ages"'.

That's masterfull Brendan! See that everyone. Take note, get your cats to work for their dinner. Once the mice are gone you can reward them with a well earned drink of water. To encourage them to produce results during the extermination, put motor oil in your cats water bowl. They wont drink it but they'll be thankful when it's replaced with water. Who knows, perhaps Brendan may have inspired some sort of socio-feline experiment here.

Bloody 'ell Steve, you'll be bottle feeding them next!

I watched it on Meridian T.V in Brighton smarty pants (Kel). Much later than on the now defunct LWT.

Sticky boards are useless. I've got a few mice living with me at the moment and I've had enough of listening to them scratch away at night. I bought some rat traps (much more powerful than conventional mouse traps) with chocolate as bait but they're so strong that when one of the little critters trigers the trap it usually explodes leaving me to clean up the offal. I don't want to loose a toe to one of the traps either when I'm stumbling about at night. Has anyone named their furry intruders yet? Mine are called 'Daff' n 'Dill' after daffodil. Hopefully they'll be dead soon.

Pack it in you lot.

Oh well, I suppose it's the treacherous Scotsman in you that forced your hand.

For fcuk sake Ted!!!

Is that something offensive in Brummie Mike or are you provincials eating dogs now as well as babies?