bigbadwolf

You have no idea what that means to me Tony.

Wise words Tony, it isn't for the faint hearted. Although if you really want reminding of how small your problems and inconveniences are I'd pay particular attention to the times in the clip that I've noted. It's barbaric in it's cruelty towards an innocent.

One of these days Daizie we're going to hear about the time one of your ex's dropped you off at your place and how he was such a gentleman.....helping you out of the boot an all.

You may be a forager or even a scavenger but at least you're resourceful. Well done.

Just what the doctor ordered.

Sorry, have I missed something here?

Jesus wept!

Yes.

Sorry everyone.....can I just say that apart from Foxtons I'm surprised that anyone can get any work done in Winkworths in Forest hill because one of their agents is 100% grade A M.I.L.F. Mockney, you definately would.

Another obvious example of glue sniffing in east dulwich from Daizie.

You're just jealous that I've got a bigger dick than you. That's all it is...pure and simple.

Woof that is an obvious reminder that you're blatantly using drugs whilst on the forum. Although I suppose some one's gotta do it.

So was I ratty. Tugging in Tandem, now that sounds like a good name for a band.

Really.

Nope...Sorry, I've already quite clearly stated that I think these additional portals into the poster's personality are quite unnecessary not to mention arsehole-ish. Sean saw the error of his ways and so should everyone else.

I can see it working Woof but I personally would never use it because I think that these silly tag/straplines are for silly billy's and I'm not silly billy. I'm a bit of a dickhead at times but that's still no excuse for me to advertise my underlaying 'dark side' in such an arsehole-ish manner.

Hello Mick, How was your holiday? Any good stories?

Actually, If I was to use a tagline or whatever they're called I'd probably use that. I wont though because they're for twits.

That was utter shite. Go to the back of the class and start all over again.

I was also kind enough to give them my autograph.....Sue fainted.

No dummy! I bumped into Sue and Flapjackdavey in Boots in Forest hill...well...it was more of a case of me recognising them from a good old internet stalking session and I essentially forced myself on them. Your time will come Woof.

Is it spin cycle or cold wash? Nice to meet you today by the way.

No Jah, it isn't. Deep vein thrombosis is a blood clot that commonly forms in the left leg where as a Cyst is a membrane that contains either air, fluids or semi-solid material. Yes I looked that up and you're by all means welcome to ridicule me for it but in future I suggest that you do the same because not only does it make your reply less confusing but it also enhances the effect of the comedic content you wish to convey in order to get one up on me. I advise that you take my advice because your reply was yet another awful example of a joke falling on it's arse making you look like a bit of a wally.

Oh what fantastic news! Although you must be warned Jah, I'm actually more like a Cyst as in I get right under your skin and have to be removed.....sometimes with force.

I'd say it's actually quite a sad reflection on Mr Lush's attitude/state of mind considering what time this vile threat was issued on my person. Still.....I suppose it didn't stop him from having a tearful w_nk and a pot noodle afterwards though eh.