bigbadwolf

I'll probably be carrying on like this all day folks seeing as I got out of the c__t side of bed this morning

But if they don't cooperate, you can always push them down the stairs.

We've all sorts of threads ranging to the dizzy heights of football and thanks to Daizie, felatio. We haven't, so far, discussed the mysterious matters of Bond, and what it is to be Bond. Apart from the awesome special effects and a full stable awe inspiring skirt, why hasn't there been serious and well presented debate on the matters of Bond. Favourite title. Favourite bitch. Favourite Villain. Favourite drink. Best soundtrack for me has to be Tina Turner's Goldeneye.

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Well I don't know about a career in the U.N or any other politics for that matter Peckham but I'll bear it in mind the next time it's my turn to make the tea. I am however, rather disappointed by you all... Annaj (and I suspect that BN5 will poke his beak in at some point) has mounted a rather admirable, if blunt, counter offensive to my confession of cruelty to the aged over a rather trivial affiar. None of you however, has made the slightest attempt about inquiring about the circumstances of the old dear in question. Well, I've still got her so to speak but we've come to a rather inspiring compromise. Since she's 'on her way' I threw up the idea of putting her into some sort of stasis so that she have a bit more time left. Don't ask me how I did it as I was very drunk at the time, but I somehow managed to seal her in Carbonite and pass her off as some bizarre museum piece for my palls to look at. It's not all bad though. I let her out now and again to stretch her legs but in truth it's only usually for selfish reasons on my part such as when I'm.....well, you know.....'lonely'.

Liar. Oh I wont Anna, but keep 'em coming though eh.

Oh come now Anna.....I bet even you laughed a little bit when you read that I dragged the old crone from her sick bed. I wasn't expecting such a prompt reply though.

I have to say Anna and BN5 have certainly set a humbling example to all of us in garden fence politics. Last year the old dear upstairs from me had a massive operation on her chest due to the fact that she'd spent her entire life with either a Senior Service or Capstan unfiltered dangling from her gob. After the operation she was confined to her flat and had to rely on an Iron lung to breathe. I like everyone else in the building naturally put on my finest of stiff upper lips and soldiered on in our efforts make life seem as normal for her as possible. One day however...I cracked. It happened in the early hours of the morning after having spent many restless hours struggling to ignore the incessant squeaking noise made by the valve on her negative pressure ventilator that I was forced to seek revenge on the old witch. I promptly dragged her from her sick bed, tied her hands behind her back and locked her in the airing cupboard forcing her to endure the slow yet constant dripping noise made by the botched plumbing. It can be rather audible in the dead of night. Good luck on reasoning with your neighbours guys but remember, if all else fails...I'm available to come round with a roll of duct tape and a knitting needle if you really want me to make them shit themselves rigid. Sleep tight.

Rosie, Haven't. Sentence. I'll go and stand in the corner now.

Naturally.

I've also got a massive d...

Not exactly the answer I was expecting but I suppose it'll have to do. I have to admit though, I am rather sexy.....with all that swanking about I do, with style. Naturally. Darling.

You misspelled havn't Daizie. A sentance also starts with a capital, idiot.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > is bar story that one that is like a very small > version of the semi-temperate plants section at > B&Q? Ha ha. That was good Quids. I bet you've been there though, and I bet you 'yuppied' up for the occasion by rolling the sleeves up on your G.A.P blazer as well didn't you. You should be ashamed.

I wont be coming but I am wearing a hat.

>> jammy Well some of you may know that quirky bar called > Bar Story near Peckham Rye rail station. No. > Well tomorrow night is the 3rd anniversary of > their 'HAT SUNDAY'. > O.K > They have a wheelie bin or two full of, well, > hats. The idea is that everyone in the bar... > wears one. Genius, see? I see. > And they have a half barrel outside they have a > sort of campfire in in evenings, which makes a > nice atmosphere. It's all pretty low key in a good > way. Pretty chilled. A bit gay. > They also usually have good music... not as good > as Inside 72 was, but hey... Inside 72 you say? > It's a good mixed crew who go too. Lots of what > look like Camberwell art college kids, but quite a > broad cross section of people. W_nkers basically. > I think on Sundays they are open till about > midnight. And since its the 3rd anniversary of Hat > Sunday it would be quite lively this week. 3rd? > Anyway, just a punters tip in case anyone fancy's > something different. Please come. I'll beg if neccessary. > You'll get the address here. > > http://www.barstory.co.uk/BAR_STORY/BAR_STORY.html > > > And I've just seen it's mash up this week... HAT > SUNDAY 3rd ANNIVERSARY + 'Fixed Wheel Bike Meet' > > Game on! Game over! Hiyya 'Jammy', I have to say I've seen some 'grabby' attempts of promotion on this sites before but you're submitance certainly re-inforced my urge to visit a Hospice for the teminally uncool or a Cholera tent in Ethiopia than visit an establishment where I may or may not encounter a waistcoated underling bearing a tray of Ferrero Rocher...such as yours. I wont be coming. P.s:Advertising the presence of paupers from Camberwell may also serve to dammage your image.

Beksp, Cannabis + Southpark = Problem solved

I'm so caked right now. Ted, Perhaps you could come up with some sort literary piss take for those of us who've smoked one too many scuds this afternoon.

Point taken.

Just leave some grapes for the rest of us though eh Jah as I can't stand soidur.

Here is a plethora of south London related tales and facts alike. Start at the beginning, you wont be disappointed. http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/profile.php?20,6340

Go for it Woof, you wont be disappointed. Call me sad but I just find stuff like this really interesting add the fact that I've been on board a North Sea Oil rig during college. They're really intimidating behemoths of Civil/Marine/Mechanical engineering. Belly of the beast if you will. The politics and the way of life were also fascinating in the way that they tied in so tightly with the successful running of a drilling platform alongside all the on shore influences as well.

It's pay day for me tomorrow and apart from the usual compulsary payments I'll be treating myself to a William Rose Steak or Lamb chop for tomorrows dinner followed by a phat smoke and some tins of Holstein for dessert. A trip to Waterstones as well to increase the burden on my book shelf. Do you lot have any pay day rituals or treats that you follow/repeat religiously?

Fine, I know where I'm not wanted.

Moos doesn't own/can't afford a time machine so I'd be a little more than scepticle about her attempt at telling me off.