bigbadwolf

Yes I believe I've seen you in the Capitol with your son Hona, but I could be wrong. That's right, I know exactly what you look like, you great big slaphead!

I'm sure you knew that though.

No HonaloochieB, I'm not and never have been strung out on Barbiturates. He has though... http://bp3.blogger.com/_Rnam7w43lAw/SI2wpYHv7tI/AAAAAAAAAA8/F_d0mpqWA6U/s1600-h/elvis-paper.jpg

Yeah Tony, you great big stupid technophobic dunce you. Do as Sophie (lovely name by the way soph) has suggested and upload your old polaroids onto a computer for safe keeping. See...nothing to worry about. You great big silly dickhead.

I'm sure his mother loved him Hona. We would've got on just swell.

Yes, you did get shat on yesterday by Spurs didn't you Anna. So embarressing.

Oh I appreciate that there's a lot of history behind the place Keef and I remember my dad taking me down there once or twice but since I've grown up and can afford to get legless on my own steam it's just never really appealed to me. I like to think of myself as an honest realist when confessing my local. It is and probably always will be the Capitol in Forest hill, even though it is a bit pikey.

I'm sorry guys, but I'm going to have to go against the grain here. I know you lot all rave about it but I've never really been a great fan of the Crystal Palace Tavern. Sorry, but there it is.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I teach mobility to visually impaired people I never knew that about you Keef but then again I've never met you, which hopefully should change at the next drinks. Very noble of you all the same.

I miss *Bob*.

No Keef. Honour Blackman played Bond's buxom pilot Pussy Galore in Goldfinger. Everyone knows that!

There was a Facebook group created to push for improved facilities and funding for Mayow park in lower Sydenham that certainly encouraged a lot of change. It shared it's successful promotion with Forest hill's se23.com but it certainly proved very useful in securing new swings for the playground as well as a general 'tidy up' of the park. They do work if done properly.

Yes Miss TT, I have to agree. The Rosendale is, in not so many words...Fab!

Now now Woof, don't be so judgemental. I personally thought it was a rather pleasant, upbeat and refreshingly catchy score from a slighty bohemian young man. I did notice however that the young musician is called 'Wouter'. I thought it prudent to do a little bit of background checking after I registered the fact that 'Wouter/Walter' maybe an arsehole. It turns out I was correct.....he is an arsehole. Wouter, the lead singer is in fact Dutch but that doesn't excuse him from the fact that his most successful release is called 'Breezy' that consists of the usual 'had a really funky night out, why not have a Jam to see the morning off'. After viewing this, I could easily picture myself pushing drawing pins into his gums.

Sean Connery was, by far, the best Bond. He also had the hairiest chest of all the 007's. http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/PeraSyte603/SeanConnery.png Then, for some reason, this happened. http://www.thefakelife.com/blog/uploaded_images/SeanConnery-775481.jpg The mind boggles.

I've often wondered what it must be like and if there are any sneaky side effects of such an epic 'clear out'. As I'm sure you all have as well.

Ah, the post piss up farts. I consider myself a champion of this most noble passtime. After a particularly boistrous curry and about 10 pints of wife beater I have been known to 'light a few' of these trouser coughs. There's nothing like the power that you can weild at the mere sugestion you're about to unleash a cloud of pestilance upon your loved one's and guests alike. Sometimes they can be soooo vile, you sometimes wish you could do it all over again.....if such a thing was possible. The question does have to be asked though. Are you a sharer or a keeper? Do you bestow your flatulance on others causing them retch or do you save those pungent guffs for yourself leaving you to enjoy the evening sitting in your own stink.

Err...yes you have. It's certainly a topic worth discussing Sean but you'd only edit out all the rude bit's so I think I'll stick to hijacking this thread if it's all the same to you.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And the last country to claim "no crime" was the > old soviet empire which, as we now know, kept a > secrecy lid on everything and turned out to be > full of all sorts of shenanigans. Apart from sticking one on SteveT's nose Sean has also raised another all too important Question. "Why is Russia the pikey shithole that it is?" Now, many will blame communism for turning it into a barren waste of missed opportunity where everything tastes of ashes but you've also got to take into account that the former Soviet Union was simply too big a country to run and administrate properly. It's strange in a way that even a nation as notorious as Russia has somehow managed to completely go back in time. Firstly, there was feudal system run by an aristocratic elite that shared blood ties with many of the other leading and influencial monarchies across Europe. The people starved. Secondly, some incredibly drastic changes were made by the people and the whole shebang was run on a basis of abject terror by the state and political slavery for the masses. Thirdly, the regime crumbles. The majority of state assets are flogged to just about the shadiest bunch of politicians/gangsters/gypo's on Ebay. Russia now also has proper 'real life' peasant's like off Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves who live in huts made of mud and dung. Can I be more clearer than that? Just in case you didn't know, here's a few facts. 1) Russia has got a rock hard army full of rock hard men who probably eat rocks for breakfast that is run by an archaic collection of dinosaurs. They honestly don't give a f_ck. Do you remember the seige at Beslan? Their special forces were wearing Hi-Tec trainers. It speaks volumes. 2) Russian cities are targeted by Chechen seperatists in a bombing campaign against apartment blocks. Vladimir 'hammer of Grozny' Putin orders Russian artilery crews to target all the ophanages in the Chechen capital. 3) I once saw an episode of Tarrant on T.V where he'd look at mock foreign television. One such target of humour was a Russian show where the contestant has to steal a car in Moscow and evade capture from the real life Police who coincidentaly have absolutely no idea that it's a game show. The funny yet chilling punch line to that programme was that after it was dropped there were still a lot of families who hadn't seen there loved ones because they'd been arrested, charged and according to official sources simply 'disappeared' in the barbaric Russian penal camps on the wrong side of the Urals.

SteveT, "Yo jus got knocked da f_ck out!!!" Good come back Sean.

Eric Clapton and Cheryl Crow tearing it up! If I were about to drive my car into the Grand Canyon, it'd probably be to this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEw3NmHbdM4&feature=related

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I tell you what i was listening to earlier. XFM, > which informed me that, according to their > listeners, the 1st 2nd and 3rd best ever British > songs are all by Oasis. > > Even accepting that the average XFMite is probably > about five years you ger me and hence Oasis would > be very much a fabric of their coming of age, > surely their being in their thitlrties at all > should give them enough maturity and experience, > leaving Side perspective for a moment, to realise > that that's utter utter munk. > > Even I have been forced to admit that the Stone > Roses and Star Wars aren't nearly as good as I > thought they were. But Oasis, I mean?!?!?! > > So what would be in the top ten? That was very good Mockney.

macroban Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf, > > Thank you for reminding me of visiting a hospital > ward with two regimented rows of iron-lung > machines. > > MacRoban You're welcome and if it suits you I can do house calls.

This is a deeeeep remix. Jack up the volume. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEw3NmHbdM4&feature=related

Yeah, tough shit Tony.