bigbadwolf

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Irish again with pictures (I > mean giat blown up photos) of people working the > land and cutting peat etc. Typical. Does it finish the portrait of a perfect bog pub with the complimentary pack of starved, rampaging Lurchers, sectarian art adorning the outside with heavily re-inforced iron grills on the windows. Just thought I'd ask.

Quite.

I'm glad we're both back on the same page panda boy.

The letters that denote my credentials after my name. In my case, bigbadwolf CEng. Obviously.

I don't remember singling out any one on particular to come and see me after class to go over their spelling panda boy but if it seemed like that then you're obviously a better reader than I am. I don't for one minute blame you for the images that may or may not pop up in my head panda boy but I will please ask you not to bring up the word pedant again. It's most offensive, especially to an academic man of letters such as myself.

I'm sad to see that so little of you thought my suggestion of Jeffery Archer had the calibre or nerve to take the positian of the most hated M.P Whether he was selling arms with Mark Thatcher or covering up shady business connections in the energy sector, the man simply didn't give a f_ck about which rules he broke or who he did over in his murky quest for Thatchers ear and admiration. He didn't give a f_ck to such an extent that he wouldn't even piss on Gerry Adams if he was on fire. He just didn't give a f_ck. You can just picture it can't you... "Mr Archer, there's been a terrible sectarian explosion and hundreds are dead and many are still on fire. Do think you could possibly give us a hand in helping the injured survivors?" "Errmm...excuse me...I don't know if you're aware of this but I'm not in the habit of giving out f_cks, not even for charity."

You're welcome, but only the first one is free.

Yes, I do. Although I admit to chiding a few forum members for their selfish dereliction of the English language I don't like the word pedant as it conjures up images of speccy academics pouring over the works of another fellow boffin whilst tutting their way through all the simple grammatical errors. I'm very rarely combative as I'm usually quite a laid back kinda guy.....I have my moments though.....when Sean's around.

I think that the 'friend' is well aware of what's being discussed on here panda boy.

I remember a particularly rainy camping holiday in Devon when I was younger. We'd finished our dinner and dad had polished off a few lagers and had fallen asleep. Whilst he slumbered he was letting off a string of involuntary yet comical farts that me and my younger brothers attempted to decipher using Morse code. We didn't get far.

Maybe not.

Good God! Does she do a follow up trick to keep the punters keen or does she just pull a rabbit out of her snatch?

They share a sleeping bag, that's how.

Jesus Christ.

I bet you still jumped behind the sofa when the bogie man made an entrance though eh Jezza. You great big pillow biter.

That's perfectly O.K panda boy. Just don't do it again though eh.

I've pointed this out about a hundred times now. If looking for a south London gem from a bygone era then simply consult the Oracle for god sake. http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/profile.php?20,6340

Ya don't say.

Good call Quids, how could I forget! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6I0Gq-tRRHE/Sdj286GCELI/AAAAAAAAAHM/3ZyqkDBKvvs/s400/B%27Stard.jpg

Am I the only one who thinks that Tony is telling porkies regarding the savior of his most prized exposures? I bet he's telling fibs isn't he You don't really have over a hundred photo's stored on your brick do you Tony? At first I fell for this ruse or 'Coup d'etat' from our favourite cockerny from afar but then it dawned on me. Tony can't have that little amount of chums now can he, what with all the mates and solid sources of Tony's that keep creeping up in his right wing tales of London before the Windrush and all those 'diamond geezers' of old. Tony must have a bottomless cavern of mates who'd fill even the most sophisticated of N.A.S.A's computer memory banks. So why does he have such a minute entourage of buddies to keep his sim card warm at night? That's right.....they're all a great big load of Jackanory, all in his head. Just so as he doesn't feel left out. Here's a few more pics he can keep on his mantle piece along side the royal family and Thatcher cabinet. http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Ideas/Album/NewYearsDayParade/PearlyKing2.jpg http://thebarrowboy.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/503143683_f163ddad3f.jpg http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/churchillDM0302_468x542.jpg http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2007/11/26/cupoftea2.jpg http://fdd.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/the_sun_gotcha_2.jpg http://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/485340695_e6d0994abf.jpg?v=1178390545

I know a lot of you are still a little raw over the recent fiasco concerning M.P's and the liberties that they've taken regarding how much they aren't and are allowed to swindle the taxpayer out of. I personally however would be greatly disappointed if the politicians I'd help elect into power weren't a bit dodgy and didn't make any effort to shit on their constituants from a great height. You're allowed to nominate on real candidate and another fictional politician be it from a satirical show on politics or any other current affairs broadcasts. My nominations are as follows. Jeffery Archer Archer made a phenomenal impact on the spending culture of the U.K's establishment and made damn sure there was plenty left in the trough for himself. Whether it be getting involed with insider trading or blatant perjury he was up there with the best. Constantly pimping the system for his own gain. Sir, I salute you. My next candidate has to be Ian Richardson's Sir Francis Urquart from the BBC's House Of Card's who was a despicable yet likeable rouge who was capable of brushing aside the most venomous accusations of abuse of office with the legendary line; "You may very well think that, but I couldnt possibly comment." Class.

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think Ray Winstone would make a super Bond > (swoon). I adored him in Henry V111... Hmmmmm.....I see. I think you could be accused of a rather blatant casting error if you were to cast someone from 'ackney as a serious contender for the role of 007 D.M. You can just imagine it can't you... Ray Winstone's Bond is seen stubbing out a rollup on the banks of a foggy Danube in Vienna. "Ah mizta Bornd, I see you've brought ze micro-chip." "Dependz on 'ooz askin" "I have no time for idle chit chat mizta Bornd, just hant eet over or I shoot you ya" "Oh yeah, where's yer tool?" "Vot tool iz diss?" "Diss fackin tool!" I also think that Ray Winstone would be more than lacking in the appropriate etiquette required to be as suave as 007. "What can I get you sir?" "Ah'll 'ave a pint of Best ,an Mannypenny 'll 'ave a port n lemon?" "Shaken or stirred sir?" "You're 'avin a fackin laugh arntcha? You tryin ta say I'm sam sort o poofta?" "No sir, I'm merely inquiring as to how you'd like your drink prepared." "Well why dontcha inquire somewhre else, yer cant!" I would however I agree that I'd highly recommend an on screen death against a 'baddie' or underling to consist of the unwitting victim to request; "Please sir, can I go for a burn?" "Oh O.k, but don't be too long." The scene would then follow the young victim into a Borstal greenhouse where he is monsterously gang raped by other randy inmates. Take care D.M

When working for a large construction or demolition contractor I'm nearly always subjected to a few random drug tests. I'm being deadly serious when I say that they're notoriously easy to fool. We're nearly always warned about a random test about a week in advance and all you have to do to get around them is flush your body full of fresh orange juice or if you really want to nail it then take an entire tube of Boroca vitimin tablets. I do however appreciate that an industry drug testing kit available on the commercial market would be easier to cheat than something used by the Olympic doping commision or the military. Just thought you'd like to know.

The second picture in the series really made me laugh Ted. Good work.

I might come over and say hello next time.....if you're lucky.