bigbadwolf

So what you're basically saying Matthew, is that these people are a bit 'touched in the head'.

Wazup? Don't come across as a w_nker Hal. Please, never use that bastardization of 'what's up' ever again or I'll set Louisiana on you. This is Britain, not America.

Andystar, The east Dulwich forum is awesome and the Forest hill forum sucks gash. Forest hill as a place to live is far better than east Dulwich. I don't decide these things, It's just the way things are. Quids, It has never been about me, it's about what's mine.

No.

Does anyone else see these requests and calls for assistance and think 'what the f_ck' such as; "What's the quickest way to run a bath?" "How do I do up my shoe laces?" "How do you go about making icecubes?" O.K, I know that the above are a bit of an exageration but a lot of the requests for info or way of going about doing something on the forum (not just this one) could easily be solved by a bit of Google research or in a book instead of posting on an internet message board. Call me old fashioned or cynical but sometimes these requests only require a tiny bit of effort on behalf of the poster. Lecture over.

Yes Keef, I'm afraid that it is Skunk. I'm an occasional smoker (2 a day) and I rarely smoke during the week. I personal don't go in for all this new fangled silver Rizla's either. A two skin made with Swan smalls for me. I avoid the grinders as well, encourages laziness. Do I sit about like a Zombie? Well I'm afraid that the answer is all to often a great big phat yes. I often get incredibly hungry as well which forces me to eat alot of junk food as well. Am I a bad person? Yes. I'm a little shit that loves to get baked and arse about with fireworks and other such dangerous distractions. I also look at 'grown up' sites as well sometimes when I'm choking through a massive scud. Do I giggle enough? I do the Sunday Times crossword when I'm 'aloof' on pot. So should you! Is Forest hill better than east Dulwich? Of course it bloody well is!

Do you buy your weed from the lads on the Wells Park estate Keef? It was terrible the last few months so I didn't bother with smoking but the stuff they've got now f_cks me sideways.

Thanks Hona. I'm glad that some can see through the mist. You still live in east Dulwich though, that means that you're still beneath me on the social ladder. Sorry, but it had to be said.

I'll take on board what you've written Cassius but I'm afraid that you're still very, very wrong. Forest hill is insanely awesome and I live there. What more could you want?

How dare you speak of fozzy hill in such patronising, A A Gill tone Lou! Everything about the place has it's faults such a Sainsbury's of which I've stated before to the ugly old B.T exchange that nobody has seen anyone come out of for years. The only blot on the landscape is the Bird in hand pub on Dartmouth road where all the bloody Gypsies/derelicts drink. Forest hill is, and always will be far better than east Dulwich could ever hope to be. So there!

I bet you still get wet when you think about the old place though eh Lou?

No they don't newbie. I've been doing it for years and I've never suffered from any grape shot miss-fire. If I do, you'll be the first to hear about it.

I prefer the term 'wave machine'. To really benefit from the effect of a particular noxious, rectal meltdown I assume the birthing position to really clear the way for the impending hurricane that's about to exit my balloon knot. Summon the full cooperation of your diaphram and really force the gas out. Waft the results up to your nose by causing a ripple across the duvet.

Forest hill is simply the place to be I'm afraid Jah, sorry if you can't see that. We're are higher up giving us cleaner air and clearer views than east Dulwich, you're literally living in our shadow. Everyone is of a far better class in Forest hill unlike the knuckle dragging pagans that wander around Barry road with bit's of human flesh between their teeth. Lordship lane has been officially Ponced, forcing dinosaurs like yourself off road to the CPT. We're getting a brand spanking new swimming pool in a few years, we hope. Drugs are better. Everything is better.

I live there, obviously!

Excuse me, but is this some sort of sick joke? There's only one hill that's better than east dulwich and that is Forest hill. Dickheads!

It may be a shithole, but it's my shithole. http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/resource/binary/cache/7aa92abd4b21692a89d37331b2b81e64/600x425_1686_1.jpg

Daizie's local watering hole. http://image55.webshots.com/55/1/52/13/488315213vcoJNZ_ph.jpg

A proper gritty boozer after Jah lush has finished his mid week skinfull. http://www.southlondon-today.co.uk/tn/content/newsimages/d2331.jpg

He lacks sinister notoriety Quids. A libel case and a few cash for question accusations doesn't put him up there with the Archers and Aitkens.

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > MP - did they wake the neighbours? I don't think Michael will know that Legal since he's not talking to his neighbours any more. This is due to his farts setting off all their car alarms at 6 in the morning. He's pretty regular with his wind.

It's Welsh, thus slightly Pagan. No, I wont be coming.

I think we can all agree that we've all sometimes very nearly wet ourselves when he's on a role against the likes of Alan Dale or anyone else who wants a pop.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > really bbw ? he hardly ever says a word though . He doesn't have to. *Bob* has a very, very dry and slick sense of humour that doesn't include swearing which makes him all the more funnier. He's incredibly funny in the simplest of ways, and I miss him.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Favourite has to be Alan Clark, old school tory > charmer and philanderer, maintaing grace, wit and > even poignancy with dodginess. Good call Mockney, I feel a fool for not remembering him. I often credit my base and sickening sense of humour on the combined discovery of the Viz and the Alan Clark diaries at a young age. Blame my parents.