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I think Mockney's onto something here, 47 years old? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Ralph-George-Macchio.jpg

A lot of other lesser mortals would be forgiven for assuming that Mockney was showing off his knowledge of the Romance languages there Zavier but we all know that he's a perfectly capable time traveller and went out of his way, or time, to unlock that particular mystery for you. If you don't believe me ask the others about the time I booked a holiday in the Basque region of north eastern Spain and I couldn't read the neolithic guide book. I woke up the next morning and our favourite interpreter had left a gift wrapped Rosetta Stone on my doorstep along side a piece of Chorizo.

Behave yourself. No one and I mean no one tangles with me or my gang, capiche!

Would it now.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you missing Dulwichmum? she does not seem to > be around much these days. Ooohhh Mick Mac, why must you mention 'that lady'. I fear that I shall be forever spurned by her highness through my own licentuous toil. She pops in now and again though so I suppose things could be worse.

CGI doen't count, bonehead!

I was going to use that clip SKS but on reflection I thought that the voice over was a little childish. Better to keep things simple eh. In future however, I'd greatly appreciate it if you didn't copy me in such a blatant fashion. Thanks.

Oh and check out my new toy at work!!! It's a demolition robot called a Brokk. The video isn't mine and the guy with the blue hardhat is in control. I've only used one a few times but the thing is an animal and operated via remote control. Sick!!! Don't tell me you're not just a tiny bit jealous.

I'm not the school/forum bad boy Mick. I'm the A.D.D kid that can't hold his tongue. I was banned for a week but admin let me out of my box for good behaviour but I was rude again so he called the chemistry teacher Mr Lush to grab me by the collar, wack me round the head with the flat side of a ruler and put me back in detention to teach me a lesson. I was let out to stretch my legs a few days ago. What did I do for a week? Well, I flew my kite for a bit on Peckham Rye park whilst stoned which gets a bit boring after a while. Went round to my friends a few times as one of my best mates has just welcomed his newborn daughter to his family, a healthy girl. I've really been getting into The Unit recently. Looking for more work. It's really slow in the Construction/Demolition industry at present. I got really pissed with my Dad and Uncle. Generally messing about as well as occasionally playing with myself. There certainly is a life outside the forum but sometimes it's hard to tell which is more fun, if you know what I mean.

Obama san. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8UGkp1y0rE

In session. http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/roman_senate.jpg

Sorry Ted but I couldn't be arsed to describe it but I hope you'll agree that it's an accurate depiction. If not, then I'll repectfully withdraw.

The drawing room with the chair seated in the middle calmly keeping his flock subdued in his eternal presence. http://www.quantumyoga.org/images/the-last-supper.gif

Errrmmm, excuse me Brendan but I think you'll find that I've been treating this subject with the upmost respect and sincerety that it deserves thank you very much!

That's funny Ted, I saw a painting recently called 'the chair' by Rolf Harris. It's a pastel and charcoal sketch that depicts a man with no discernable features dressed as an Admiral who's brought his fleet back from battle but his uniform is now showing signs of deshevelment, sitting alone in a barren meadow surrounded by sheep that show no interest in his presence. In the background is a Dutch barn where it looks as though some kind of happy gathering is taking place, blissfully unaware of the mans loneliness. He sits alone and weeps.

Woof, I agree that Chuck Norris is certainly not a force to be reckoned with but unlike Miyagi, he wont have a vengeful Samurai ghost that will roam amongst mortals to exact justice on it's soul's behalf. Besides...if Miyagi was unfortunate enough to have that hair style bestowed upon his wise self he'd at least have the honour to commit Seppuku than live in eternal shame. He wouldn't go on Youtube either, he'd appear in your dreams...or at the bottom of a tea cup.

I thought Mr Miyagi was Yoda. Anyway, Brendan has raised an interesting yet Taboo question as to who was/is the overall Sensei of the 80's. I'm personally going to have to side with Brendan on this one as I believe that Norris didn't bring enough mystery to the role where as Miyagi certainly led his audience to believe that he had just one more death star up his sleeve, where as Norris didn't have any sleeves to decieve us or his opponent. Norris didn't have a crane leg to stand on when it came to L.A's finest fence builder/painter. Nuff said Brendan san.

The Naughty Step Is Full - The Naughties

Shit - You've Made Your Bed Now Dad

Up Shit Creek Without A Paddle - Mum Asks Dad How He Came Acroos His Own Daughter Selling Herself On The Street

The Games Up - Parents Find Out

On The Game - Anonymous Fourteen Year Old

One Hundred And Eeeiiiggghhhtttyyy - Granada Yorkshire

She'll Be Moaning Round The Mountain When She Cums - My Own Work

Well spotted Ratty. Did it have that crusty 'been around' quality or was it a fresh lay?