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Who else can picture Mockney attempting to harness and quell the deep undertones of 'avin it large only to succumb to the rythme and start rebounding around the 8:17 from Denmark Hill to London bridge in a way that will only scare all the children on board.

Thanks for that Tony.

Oi Mick Mac, you're meant to be on my side!

Oh Moos, how can I apologise for rudely going where no gentleman should go at all. I shall tone down my rebelious, forest hill tone so that our two species can live in harmony. You're not allowed in my ready room anyway. No girls allowed!!!

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Then straight after on BBC4 The Pre-Raphaelites > for a little light education. > > > Oh another kind of bliss. > > > W**F Oh yeah, and what education was this then.....apart from teaching you how to rein your horses in before the missus walks in!

See me in my ready room Moos!

Really. Looks to me like they're sniggering over soft-core Star Trek gaffs and dashing Mockney's all to grown-up analysis of two heavily made up Star fleet officers about to chew each other off on Holo-deck 3.

Admin!!! She's picking on me again!

I don't mean to be rude Sue but I have to think of the others you see. If I stick to Georgia's meticulous schedule then the event shall fit uniformally into this middle class Utopia... If on the other hand I let you bring your records and Harmonica then it shall turn into this... I shall now.....say no more.

Because I've just bloody well said so, that's why!

No.

It's refreshing to see that some are still paying attention Steve. I'd prefer it if you stopped leaving apples on my desk though.

So what are we saying here Mick? 50/50 odds?

I don't like to boast Aura but I am prone to these bouts of genius from time to time. Most of the time I'm a foul mouthed gobshite. All the best in your recovery and tracking down your hero.

Following AuraCaught suffering a fit and some one called Anna/Anya who was a stranger to AuroCaught coming to help in their hour of need I think we should have a section whereby we can thank those we don't know who've helped us whether it was catching us up to give you the ?50 you'd left in the cashpoint to saving your life. Give a description of your Knight/Princess in shining armour and your thanks. What do you think east dulwich and it's borders?

Back to the topic at hand. Strawbs, I'm being serious when I say you may want to get more powerful anti-slug deterents/poisons because this is what happens when they move in for good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUntmynCPGw

F_ck me, I thought the fresh Prince of Belair was gonna walk in on them chewing each others clams. That just screamed out the 90's with all that soft lighting.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BBW, I was splashing around in Horniman paddling > pool before you were born son! Gor blimey , were ya now ma shun!

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > annaj Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- wassername the telepath with the hooters, > Am I off topic? No Moos, This is Off topic. http://www.lustyghost.com/images/trekgasm-counselor-troi.jpg

Father and Son - Cat Stevens

House Of No Regrets - Katherine Jenkins

I thoroughly enjoyed Crude Britannia last night. A 3 part series about the North Sea oil industry. I've also been on board an oil rig.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- and snaffled a DVD, so it was a good night > for me. You didn't 'snaffle' a DVD Moos. You were lucky enough to borrow a digital tome from my famous collection. Snaffle indeed.

Oh and by the way, I'm probably going to regret this but it has to be said... The beard suits you/looks good Sean, don't listen to what the others think.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BBW - did you find some nice boneys to chew den? Are you insulting me in that pig-provincial Brummie dialect again Michael? I hope not, for your sake! I was on facebook last night and I stumbled across a collection of pictures that had obviously been taken at an event in Hornimans gardens. I had a look and saw a few familiar face's who were obviously having a good time stuffing their faces with jerked food stuffs, you were there chief greedy guts. All of a sudden it dawned on me... Who on earth had given them permission to be there in the first place!!! Just in case you've forgotton SeanMacGabhan, Ms MacGabhan, Tillietrotter, Keef, Mike Palaeologus (greedy guts), Floating Onion and Ms Onion and various other trespassers that since you were in the Hornimans...you were in my territory! That's right. Hornimans = Forest hill...my patch. If you want to pass through then by all means but you still have to pay tax like everybody else. I know you live in Sydenham Keef but I also know that you're an east dulwich boy at heart so don't think I wont make you jump up and down if I think you've got any change on you. If you do this again one of my patrol cars will pull up and ask you.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N2BI39Xj4k