bigbadwolf

Oh and shouldn't you be in the 'about section' as I see you've taken it upon yourself to put everyone straight. I'm not having a pop like (well I suppose I am, a bit), but I found it odd that you'd replied to so many questions.

Angry Jah Lush + Armed bigbadwolf = You do the maths. I wouldn't point a bow and arrow at anyone. I'd simply be interested to see how Jah would react if I were to remind him it's his 'bow time' in such an advertised method. Apart from the obvious, I'm sure he'd see the funny side of such an unrealistic situation/event.

Another pleasant aspect of Dulwich park compared to those found in other surrounding area's is that it seems, mostly, to be visited by nice people doing nice things walking nice dogs compared to the troublemaking chavs you find in Forest hill who's dogs would look more at home patrolling the Berlin wall.

Well said Quids. Quite right too. You have been defeated by your spelling by a superior and magnanimous opponent. I salute you.

Shit. However, doesn't is spelt with only one O. Pinhead.

Behave yourself sanity girl, I was only messing about with you. Fluffing your cushions as it were.

Right, I know that I often hark on about how superior Forest hill is compared to east Dulwich (it is), but today I've discovered something that surprisingly I haven't seen discussed on here that beats Forest hill hands down. London Recumbents bike hire I've often wondered how much fun the three wheeled contraptions are that you see all the kids in Dulwich park whizzing about on. Well, today I've been with a friend of mine who's got two young sons and we went to Dulwich park to see about hiring these bundles of fun for the boys. On hiring them at a reasonable ?12 (?7 for kids) for an hour I discovered that you can get adult versions as well. Let me tell you that I've just had an hour of great fun messing about on one of these toys. The team that run the hire shed were incredibly polite and personable, and went out of their way for us. So, forget Lordship lane and your Sunday pint. Get yourself down to Dulwich park and support this fab outfit and get some exercise aswell as a bit of air under your tail! http://www.londonrecumbents.com/index.php

Daizie, I hate to bring this up but I'm becoming increasingly perplexed by your often bizarre replies to some of my more sensible contributions. I'm naturally flattered by your suggestion that I may be a 'love god' but I'm afraid I'm not in the position to comment as to how my performance in bed measures up to other men. I merely have a massive wanga, that's all.

That was very good Hona.

Very good Lou. The opening minute leads me to imagine the sort of scalding I'd recieve at the hands of Dulwichmum and SeanMacGabhan if they were unfortunate enough to be in the same room as me. Especially Dulwichmum.

Daizie, I'd be more than happy to meet Louisiana in a secluded wood to practice her aim and I'd like to think of myself as a competent instructor. Apart from that, Daizie, I like you and I think you've done a rather good job advocating the benefits and hurdles facing young A-level students. However, I'd appreciate if you educated yourself and got into the habit of starting your sentences with a capital letter. Thanks.

What do I say? I say that the Dulwich estate don't take too kindly to that sort of thing Lou. I'm afraid that I speak with experience on this matter. During the Autumn of 2003 I was among a group of close friends messing about with a paintball gun in Sydenham woods. We were reported and we all ended up in front of the Magistrates at Woolwich and recieved a ?200 fine each, along with 100 hours community service. I'm not joking either. Forgive me if I take a pass this time.

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If I can get a firesale crossbow from newly > closing Target Arms, can you teach me a few > tricks? :) Although crossbows should ideally be used to keep the local wildlife at bay Lou, I'd be more than happy. Incidentally, I popped down to Target Arms for a tin of .22 air pellets and got talking to the nutters that run the place. Apparently they actually make quite a pretty penny hiring out the majority of their militaria to film and television production companies, so they're not fussed that nobody comes in to buy anything. When I was younger and my grandad died my dad took possesion of his war booty. In the collection was an old Luger (decommissioned) and he took it down to Target Arms to see if they could clean it up a bit. They didn't provide that particular service but advised him to heavily insure it as it bore the sinister insignia of the SS. A lot of Nazi's and Millwall fans will pay a high price for that sort of thing and don't usually take no for an answer so they advised him to keep the pistol's unique hallmark to himself. He did.

Jah Lush has nothing to worry about. Although I'd love to see the look on his face if whilst enjoying a pint of Strongbow two arrows landed 3 inches away from his drink.

I'm starting to become a great fan of your's Lou. I'll still probably be rude to you though. Sorry.

Bloody 'ell Magi, It's not that difficult!! The sequence you've described, 'LW51dbo', is universally recognisable to those in the intelligence communities. Go into any penny arcade, theatre box office etc, and ask for 'LW51dbo' and you'll be provided with the following; "Good morning Magi. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to seek out the bonehead that provided you with such a baffling code and give them a piece of your mind! Should you or any member of your iron force be captured or killed, the secretary of state will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. Good luck Magi." It could also be identifying a vehicle registration plate.

Is that you in the middle Sean?

Ha ha. I like you Petunia, who ever you are.

I think I've posted this before but why not eh.

Oh I see, the Gumtree not good enough for you is it? Actually...don't answer that.

O.K, I'm not a fan of Twitter but I am genuinely astonished about the repair of your handbag. Do you think it may be because you've promoted it in the past? If not then this Mulberry outfit have certainly got their head screwed on concerning their customer care. I honestly can't think of a company that has or would do that. Top notch.

I'm looking for a new club. I shoot HT field archery and I was wondering if any other bowmen know of any clubs that are accepting new members. Before anyone says, I have checked with the NFAS but they can only give me contact details of club secretaries who don't often get back very quickly. My skill is at national championship level and I'm a fully paid up NFAS member. If anyone knows anything, please send me a message. I'm ideally after somewhere in the Kent or Surrey area Thanks.

Bloody 'ell Jah, it's all gone a bit Pete Tong your end hasn't it. I can just picture those cobwebs falling from your attic whilst you have a good rummage. Keep em coming.

That Jah, was a raw remix. Slick Video, mesmerising vocals. I could easily chug through a spliff to that. I bet you've even got a Nike tick on your slippers haven't you, you dude you.

Sorry Mockney. I tried and tried, but in the end I simply couldn't help myself.