bigbadwolf

However, The funniest aspect for me was the promotional poster that parodied Barack Obama's iconic self endorsement. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/In_the_Loop.jpg

I like your style F n B. Your abstract take on a nation trying to pull themselves out of the shitter is a refreshing representation for an Englishman such as myself.

Sorry guys, I just thought that it came out a little bit too late after The Thick Of It. Don't get me wrong, there were some funny scenes (Steve Coogan was a welcome surprise) but I just found the storyline a little bit baffling since it was centred on the lead up to the invasion where as the original series (I genuinely loved that) was set after the whole mess had started. I'm going to stick my neck out here and by all means savage me guys, but I wondered if perhaps having one or two members from the West Wing would've been fun in respect of the original series being a bit of a pisstake of government politicians and their policies. I just thought it would be fun for the U.S delegation to have included members of a cast that was doing the same thing as The Thick Of It.

The face of Scottish independence. http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_02/frazerDM1112_228x374.jpg

Oh, if you want to make a cheap phone call back home make sure that you buy the right phonecard because they're used to selling them to people who know exactly what they're looking for leaving the vendors to be quite vague when it comes to inexperienced Brits. The one I ended up with was about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

But they've got more gingers Brendan, and we all know they haven't got a soul.

These 3 ladies have an interesting take on bedroom proceedings. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEw3NmHbdM4

There isn't one!!! Scotland, in my opinion, is getting far too casual in it's attitude towards London. If I were in charge I'd have the mcscoundrals back under the Parlimentary jack boot in no time. They make award winning Whisky though.

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I saw In The Loop inspired by the political satire, The Thick Of It. It wasn't as good as what I was expecting.

Mockney You lived in Amsterdam? If I were in that enviable position I'm being deadly serious when I say I wouldn't be able to trust myself. I'd smoke and shag the town dry and predictably end up in some sort of sordid scandal forcing the authorities to deport me. How did you overcome the temptation? I'd probably never turn up for work. I totally agree with you about the old apartments as the Dutch have an uncanny skill at turning even the smallest loft into something quite cosy and pretty. Andy Mug off all this old rhubarb concerning the museums and Ann Franks shy away den. Get yourself down to the Heineken brewery!!!

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf Wrote: > > Perhaps you should advtise your particular > service > > in the village Legal as I'd imagine there's a > > massive swinging scene full of middle aged > women > > with nothing better to do than dream of > > entertaining the Alleyns 6th form rugby club. > > > Ooh you are naughty bigbadwolf...(sniggers quietly > behind her hand) Yes, I can be naughty your ladyship, but I've admittedly got an incredibly filthy mind. You can just picture the 'scrum' going into 'extra time' thanks to the newly aquired skills of a lady of leisure.

What I'd like to see is the deluge of private messages genuinely asking for advice and instruction Legal started recieving right after she posted the thread. Perhaps you should advtise your particular service in the village Legal as I'd imagine there's a massive swinging scene full of middle aged women with nothing better to do than dream of entertaining the Alleyns 6th form rugby club.

The coffee shops are also incredibly over rated and hyped up. O.K, you can get your hands on some incredibly powerful weed but I just find the whole thing very boring as habitual herboids are habitually boring conversationalists. Beware when you're in the red light district as I've heard accounts of customers being held hostage by the madame and demanding money with the threat of being male raped by the bouncer. If you stay in a hotel expect the rooms to be turned over by the owners on a daily basis. It happened to me and it was an unnerving experience but they never stole anything, just checking that nothing dodgy was going on. Don't for one second expect the Dutch to all be sex crazed pot heads. They aren't and a lot of them seriously resent their home being known as the toilet of Europe. It is a genuinely intrigueing place and I hope you have fun. Just don't do the sort of things I'd do.

"Where the feck do you get of? Dig dig dig dig dig dig." I get off on messing about and encourageing others to laugh a little. "You're a fantasist." Thank you Jah, I'll take that as a compliment. Yes, I have to agree that I am a bit of a fantasist considering all the stories and situations I enjoy conjuring up and crafting for the humerous benefit of others. "I've seen the crap in the archery thread too but I really can't be arsed." I'm being honest about my hobby but what I think your talking about the misconstrued insinuation that if I were to spot you in a pub garden enjoying a pint of cider I'd shoot at you. I didn't start off that vein of discussion in the thread in question, I was merely defusing what could be seen by you as a threat. Although we often lock horns I can honestly say that I would never genuinely wish harm against you. It was merely a parody of a popular advert.

Speak for yourself! I've started a silly thread because annaj kept shooting down my shoddy attempts at correcting her grammar. She politely demonstrated that I'd fall at every attempt. Everyone has been enjoying this thread as a silly joke. Then... You come along spoiling for a fight once again, and insiuate that it's some kind of warped and disturbing homage to a woman I've never met. You are the one that is pathetic, not I.

I'm not going to rise to your pathetic brand of provocation this time Jah. I don't want another battle with an old dinosaur that's acting as though a younger buck has nicked his dinner.

Andy, I wouldn't go for the houseboat because a lot of the unregulated prostitution is carried out on the canals. You wouldn't want to be woken up in the middle of the night to the sound of a tart being knifed by her pimp. Spunked in condoms could also put you off your breakfast.

Oh for gods sake, it's a joke!!! I even went to the trouble of contacting annaj to let her know there was no malicious intent and she said she enjoyed it and it made her laugh. Basically, it was just me pissing about as usual. Nothing more and nothing less.

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SteveT at the Peckham Pulse Steve: "Oh for gods sake, someones used up all the soap!" Attendant: "I do apologise sir but we're having trouble with a group of ethnics who come and use the facilities wash their clothes." Steve: "Is that some sort of joke because if it is, I'm not amused!" Attendant: "I'm afraid not sir, you see, round the corner a traveller camp has sprung up and the place is now over run by Kosovan gypsies. They have a barbaric temprement sir and we'd rather just leave them to it." Steve: "Good god!! I've been a taxpayer for many years now and when I want to wash my balls in a public baths I refuse to be denied decent, god fearing sanitation by a hoard of bloody tinkers!!" Attendant: "Have some compassion sir, some of them are wheelchair bound." Steve: "Rubbish!! It's probably some shabby ploy to wring even more benefits from the system. I wont be fooled!" Attendant: "Here are some now, and they've brought some clothes to wash." Steve: "Right, stand aside, I'll show you how to deal with these people!" Attendant: "Are you sure thats wise?" Steve: "Look here you lot. I've been swimming in these pools for quite some time now and I've never seen any sign indicating that it's O.K to wash clothes in the showers. Kindly take your laundry to the drycleaners like everyone else!" Gypsy: "Vee apologise mizsta, bat itz de only vay vee can avvord to vosh our clothes. You see, vee cam from a vor torn nation with nothing to eat and landmines everywhere. Vee cam to dis cantry because vee here goot thingz about the people and how generous they are." Steve: "What rot!! You're here to scrounge and whats more you're even nicking the soap. Stay out of my way in future and don't try and read my palm or flog me any clothes pegs. Good day!!" Attendant: "Sir, I'd put some clothes on before you leave the pool." Steve: "Oh, yes, quite right."

annaj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Stop it. It's getting very silly. Yeah, come on you lot, leave it out eh. In all serious though, I am an admirer of annaj and bignumber5 who've proved themselves as very clear and concise posters who are more than able to brush aside the nonsensical ramblings/pisstakes of a pup such as myself. It's a bit like being told to shut up by mother Teresa and Tony Benn, pipe and sandals an all.

I'm glad you enjoyed it Hona. I also had a lot of fun putting it together.

flapjackdavey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Genesis? > > > > Jesus wept. > > > whassamatter ... too guilty for ya ??? ...quality > guilty pleasure ,that is . Flapjack, I, like anyone else on the forum am happy to admit to a silly or childish pastime or habit. I'm not however, willing to admit to a secret such as the music you've divulged that would force me to go into hiding or enter the witness protection programme. I'd rather use wax to remove the hair on my scrotum than admit to enjoying any such music written and performed by a man who divorced his wife by fax.

Another of my guilty pleasures is reading the Sunday Times which I've just finished. The particular treat in this behemoth of well written media has to be Style magazine for the simple reason of Mrs Mills. If I were to settle down and marry I'd want my bride to feature the wit and class bestowed upon my favourite agony aunt, even if it is A A Gill. Givenchey's new campaign on the back cover also has Uma Thurman reclining in a position that I'll be sure to remember for some time to come. Also, I've often wondered whether it would be possible to derail an intercity train with a copy of the Sunday Times considering how much of the Amazon must have to be butchered in order to produce a broadsheet on that scale.