bigbadwolf

"Schools with lower aspirations do not sit a child down and ask them to consider their path, instead allowing them to persue mismatched subjects that will not assist them when it comes to applying for a particular course of study at University - rather, it may encourage students to study subjects that are easier and are likely to deliver higher grades to help the school on their place on a league table. The education provided by schools with higher aspirations, considers the needs/aspirations/aptitudes of the student. There are most certainly schools all over this country that have lower aspirations." In other words the schools with lower aspirations are out to impress the inspectors and OFSTED and the schools with higher aspirations are out to impress the parents of future admissions.

I said Cars first.

"Drinking games are crap and bloody dangerous." Endorsed.

This isn't going to end up being one of those absurdly difficult ones is it Kiwi? C wont stand for crack in the pavement will it?

In the lounge they've got encyclodpedia Britannica and a bouncy castle. In the drawing room they've got a huge chandalier with cobwebs and torn snooker table. There's also a revolver just in case Tony starts talking in his sleep.

It found him.

I was thinking along the line (sorry) of this; http://sawkick.com/wp-content/media/2007/08/Tony_Montana_Coke.jpg + http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/Albert1.jpg/150px-Albert1.jpg Say hello to my bearded friend!!

"(DON'T EVEN GO THERE BBW!!!!!)" What particular destination would that be then Keef?

Is it physically possible to snort coke whilst sporting a full on beard?

"It was a fine night and never entered the realms of silliness" That's a shame.

"They all ended up drunk, but very happy Keef. Then they went paintballing in a titty bar." Did they use the equipment provided or did they assault the enemy with their own pump action paint rifles?

"Most places will turn away 15 pissed up blokes." Weatherspoons wont.

Or paintballing in a titty bar?

Hear hear Quids. What what.

Or titty bars followed by paintballing?

F_ck London Keef. Head for Prague!!!

I look down on a lot of things people do too Brendan. I'm not a snob though. I'm just English.

"Walked into a newsagent in East Dulwich today and a guy followed me in and asked if I wanted any ganja.... I ignored him and he asked me another 2 times before telling him I didn't smoke. Then he decided that I might want some coke and thrust 2 telephone numbers into my hand." I don't see what the big fuss is Ben. If you were given the choice of having a young salesman offering you contraband/drugs at a reasonable rate or being called 3 to 4 times a day enquiring as to whether you have the appropriate funeral cover or if you would like to switch energy supplier I know what I prefer.

Snob -noun 1: A person who imitates, cultivates or slavishly admires social superiors and is condescending or overbearing to others. 2: A person who believes himself or herself an expert or connoisseur in a given field and is condescending toward or disdainful of those who hold other opinions or have different tastes regarding this field. I think (and I emphasis I) that going by the defenition of Snob then we're all guilty in some respect to being snobs in one way or another. I'm a snob and I'm not ashamed to admit it either. I'm not a rich man of high birth and have many failings compared to others but I'm still without a doubt a snob. I look down on those that read tabloids. I look down at those that drink alcohol during the day. I look down on people who constantly protest against government. I look down on those that polute and don't recycle. Basically I look down on a lot of things other people do that I consider inferior to my own habits and character. It's very easy to start on someone because they want better education for their children and have stated that they may even be prepared to pay extra to make sure that this is the case. This is because we automatically assume that those products of private education are going to look down on the rest of society. Not all public schools are Eton or Marlborough. I've a good friend who went to St Dunstans whose training to become a doctor and he's a man who I hold in great regard. Not because of his virtuous career, but because of the person inside. I know two lads that went to Dulwich College and they're good lads. Just don't forget your own prejudices no matter how trivial they may towards this arguement before you go about unfairly branding someone as a snob because they have a different opinion to yours.

She left the toilet seat down!!!

Cars or car park.

One of my most recent guilty pleasures that I keep quiet from the lads has got to be Pimms. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gExMGSmgFe8/SFq1oEnu1_I/AAAAAAAAAf0/GJjbe6zQ6_s/s400/pimms2.jpg

"If she just has to sit in the corner and look pretty why not try a mannequin?" Don't listen to Brendan. If you want something that will sit in the corner and look pretty then look no further. They even act like women in that they're beautiful but once they have you in their clutches you're finished. http://express.howstuffworks.com/gif/exp-venus-flytrap3.jpg

Ekkythump lass, of course thar knoer that.

One of the most innovative gats I've seen in cinema. http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/Day%20of%20the%20Jackal%20pic%201.jpg