bigbadwolf

SHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh for gods sake you lot are we still banging on about the painted Picts!!! This is exactly the sort of thing that should be exacted against uppity Celts! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DolgKVfSvg&feature=related

Oh yes it does Daizie! With you bigbadboy put down! I've got my eye on you lot!

I hope you saw that Admin!!! Another of the patronising put downs the likes of Moos and annaj use to slap me down or shut me up. Another typical example of what youthful paddy's like Sean would bop the brains out to.

Oh and just before any smart arses like Quid's want to jump in and point out that Trip To Trumpton wasn't a remix. I know that but I just wanted to collectively insult all the now 40 something professionals who once saw themselves as rebels in a unpredictabe post cold war world who'd never give in to the struggle against the system but are now part of it themselves. I'm always being picked on for being the youngest so there's one in the eye for clique. Ha ha.

A couple from the early 90's. A remix of sorts. Disclaimer The second feature contains flashing strobe lighting that could easily lead viewers such as Quids, Woof, Daizie, Mic Mack, Mockney Piers, Legaleagle-ish, SeanMacGabhan, Keef and all the other pill munching half wits I can't remember right now to be transported back to an age where Phat Willy's apparell and Doc Martins were perfectly acceptable as well as rebounding all over the shop whereby the following morning you can look back on the nights antics and blame it on your stupid hairstyle that was parted in the middle. Especially you Sean.

Oh behave yourself Anna. We all know that both you and BN5 are paragons of 'grooviness'. It's just that you come across as a bit teacherish sometimes, that's all. Take care and make sure you pack that apple to leave on the invigilators desk.xxx

I'm being 100% genuine when I say "good luck with your exam".

I know what I've said to Anna and BN5 may be construed as a bit cheeky but in all honesty I'm a huge fan of both of them as they often prove themselves as clear and concise poster's who more than equipped to deal with the crude ramblings of a pup such as myself. Anna and BN5 are better people than myself. They're married - I'm not. They're homeowners - I'm not. They relieve suffering - I apply it. They probably drive an eco friendly vehicle - Not so much. However... They both have a moral and crusading quality. So when me and the lads are shooting the shit about the attributes of female news anchors and Anna and BN5 poke their heads round the door wielding the Suffragete rule book and Huguenot replies to their rant with a clever and concise; "Hey there little lady. The gunslingers will be out of the saloon in a minute. Why don't you get back into that there station wagon of your's and and get the f_ck outta Dodge." Who am I to complain eh.

This is a deeeep DnB re-dub of the electropop track by the daughter of WPC Sergeant June Ackland.

"The only thing similar on this thread was BBWs unpleasant contribution early on which has, quite rightly, been edited." Ho ho ho.

That's you told to "get your coat" as well BN5. On ya bike son.

"BBW, you blow hot and cold all the time . Not so long ago you started a thread titled why is annaj so awesome! Are you of sane mind ?" I know. You've just got to keep them on their toe's, that's all.

Basically Anna, Huguenot just told you to 'do one'. On ya bike luv.

Bloody hell Quids, can you please stop leaving apples on Anna's desk.

annaj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Indeed. > > I might even say that the photos were unkind. Or > that sniggering at attractive women and implying > that they're transvestites is unkind. After all, > how many of the men posting are perfect specimens > who've never had an off day or been photographed > at an unflattering angle? > > I might even get started on the fact that female > newsreaders are all expected to be young and > gorgeous and get replaced whent they're not, but > male newsreaders are not. > > But I'm sure I'd only be called humourless, or > something similar, so I'll leave you to it. See that lad's, another prime example of annaj striding into the boys toilets, and hitting us all round the head with the ruler. Sorry Miss.

This isn't a joking matter Jah.

Anyone want to buy some French assault rifles? Never been fired, only dropped once.

How dare you speak to Annaj in that sluggish, Primark tone Daizie!!! *Bob*, in my opinion was (and hopefylly still is) incredibly funny. He never swore or got involved with the kind of smutty carry on's I instigate. I like many others on this forum, would sit in front of my computer and literally piss myself laughing at *Bob*'s posts and replies. I sorely, sorely miss his presence on this forum.

Jeremy I, like the next man, enjoy the physical beauty and assets of the BBC's flock of harlots. I can't help but disagree with you over Kate Silverton. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/479773641_62e3e6d61c.jpg

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They're actually pretty good at it too contrary to > comon (well not common more like just Anglo Saxon) > belief. > > > You'd have thought the Anglo Saxons would have had > pretty good reason to believe the French were > quite tasty. What with having had their arse > handed to them on a tapestry, and all. That was very funny Ted.

Right, looks like Brendan's on fine form today. Here's another masterpiece from our laughter mechanic. Brendan's reply to Mockney's suggestion that Anna Ford is a likely contender as hot totty in the Emily Maitlis thread. Mockney: "They don't make them like they used to." Brendan: "That's just Gok Wan without his makeup." Very good B. Can I call you B?

Another example of your sound direction Mick Mac, can I have your autograph?

Brendan's reply to PGC's reply. Brendan: "What's crotch dancing?" PGC: "It's from Northern Europe. Requires a Pole." Brendan: "Like a bathroom suite from Ikea?" You may be a feral, Dutch Veltlander Brendan but that was a very clever and humorous reply and it certainly made me laugh.

I've got the Virgin package and the broadband speed is undeniably impressive. However, I can't stand the freeview set up as it's tacky in it's appearance and I simply don't like it.