bigbadwolf

*Bob*!!! Thank god you're back. We've sorely missed you.

I've got a 15 tonne Komatsu 360 excavator out on hire on the sly this weekend. A nice little earner as Arthur Daley would say.

Are you taking the piss?

"Where's our resident Poet Maxie now?" At the time you posted Tony I imagine he's where you should be. In bed.

Wogan is a legend in his own trousers. No one should replace him. If I were to be haunted I'd want Wogan's ghost!

"You don't want to end up with a backside full of shot from a myopic hunter." Yeah keep your head down Brendan.

The undertones don't reflect your version Moos. I might be the youngest but I know subversion when I smell it!

Oh I see. That's how it is is it? It's O.K for Ted to go around being licentious and sexually suggestive (sort of) but as soon as I do I get told off. Typical.

Yeah. A white handkerchief that can be used as a tool of submission amongst other things.

Your Rand couldn't stretch to Forest Hill Brendan. Best off where you are eh. In my shadow, as usual.

Ha ha, that was good Brendan.

Sorry Brendan. I didn't mean to say country. I meant colony.

The Capitol is too rough for you anyway B. Even though you've grown up in a country where an AK47 can be purchased in exchange for a decent set of dentures.

Brendan shotin weed from his slow rider. http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2009/06/06/pimped-up-scooter_rLtFd_5965_310x235.jpg

What's wrong with the Capitol in Forest Hill?

Ted and Quids. http://www.bbc.co.uk/leeds/features/living/fun/images/old_gits_270.jpg

There was me thinking life ended at Eastbourne. How wrong I was.

You got your gale force draft excluder fitted yet grandad?

I find that the most accurate way of assessing the seasons transit is to observe the habits of OAP's. When they dress down it's summer and when the scarf and mitts come out it's winter. They buy Bovril all year round so that can throw you off track now and again.

Thank you Woof. I've tried to tell them all but they wont listen. Lewisham is devine where as Southwark divided. The southern part of Southwark has been ruthlessly ponced and the northern part of the borough has been savagely pikeyed. Although I have to admit the east Dulwich forum is awesome and the Forest Hill and Sydenham forums are gash.

"Sounds like you don't keep in touch with this bird, Wolfster..." No Tony. I'm not in the habit of dating winged mammals. We all know you like a bit of Blackbird though eh Tony, you old rascal.

"That'll certainly teach ya for bugging a poor bird (the type that flies, eats worms/bugs and lays eggs). Shame on u wolf*!" I wasn't doing it for my own entertainment although I can forgive you for thinking otherwise Kel. The motor for the hoist can get very hot after lifting the kind of weight it does over the course of the day. It may seem like a good idea for a bird to build a nest in a warm spot like this but you should see the mess we have to deal with if we don't evict them. I'm not joking when I say that the chicks are usually cooked alive.

A few years ago we had a large bird build a nest next to the motor for the hoist (cage that transports men and materials). We were 16 floors up and I was perched on the scaffolding with a couple of others prodding at it with a crowbar. I lost my footing on the scaffolding and plunged a couple of floors until my arrestor harness kicked in and the bungee rope deployed breaking my fall. I thought I was a goner for a second. The arrestor harness cut into my thighs like cheese wire and it was excrutiatingly painful. I also had to go through an arduous H.S.E investigation and I had to replace my walkie talkie out of my own pocket. Still, something to tell the grandkids I suppose.

Have I done something to annoy you?

It's funny that you've brought this up Mick. My great grandad fought in the trenches on the western front for three and a half years and was at Ypres and through out the entire first world war he didn't suffer so much as a scratch. No illness and no wounds. He had to eat corned beef every day. He lived to the ripe old age of 98 and died whilst eating a corned beef sandwich. Aint that a bitch. I'm not messing around either and I find the whole thing very ironic.