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Oh and incase a certain someone pipes up about Dulwich College. Forest Hill Boys used to own them in the under 17 Cadbury's Rugby cup. Except that one time.

Kingsdale? Leave it out Daizie. There's only one school round these parts that makes the grade. Forest Hill Boys School. DON'T. WATCH. US!!!

Happy birthday Quids you rascal. You're now officially 50/50 odds at making it to a hundred years old. Old timer.

Nothing to do with me.

Hello Liberty. Can I just say that I love your username.

Steady on Jeremy, it's only a T.V show or were you just one number away from the jackpot?

"All it takes is a good idea and a can do attitude!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppxu70Wojo

Hopefully a drill.

This whole thing is starting to smell suspiciously like HonaloochieB!!

I never said Ray wouldn't have consumed Pie and mash. I just assumed he'd smell of Eel and parsley liquor, as they would be the most punjent of the triumvirate of east end staple.

I don't know why, but I really like you Petunia. Whenever I see your posts I can't but help think of Julie Andrews singing "My Favorite Things". I hate to be presumptuous but I can't help picture you as; http://www.divasthesite.com/images/Julie_Andrews/Julie_Andrews_intro.jpg

Questions and veiled answers tease Neils muddled mind. He wants to, but his religious upbringing berates his desire to take Debs right there on the tumble dryer. He slots her on the dishwasher instead. God wont mind the dishwasher.

Debs answers the door and Neil politely ignores her black eye and pecks her on the cheek. He can smell the tang of Vodka over her perfume but doesn't mention that either. In the living room he spots Phil, the guy he was always a bit scared of at school. Phil was always a one with the ladies. There was even rumours of an affair with one of the dinner ladies at school. Questions were naturally asked and nothing came of it but Neil knew the truth. As the night progresses the atmosphere between the hosts becomes ever stormy and Neil follows Debs into the laundry room to offer his shoulder to cry on, a shoulder she's cried on a thousand times before.

Or... Neil studies his middle aged gait in the bedroom mirror. His second marriage wasn't kind to his waistline but Kathy made herself abruptly clear that it was either the scratchings or her. He fishes the last pack of scratchings he ever wants to see and discards them in the bin where he catches a glance of the gloating postcard Kathy sent him from New Zealand telling him how well equiped her husband half her age is. He'll show the bitch, as tonight it's drinks at 7 round at Phil and Debs. He might even enquire about that power drill he lent Phil last month.

"Alternatively a Moscow Mule can really kick, depending on the spiciness of the ginger beer." The ginger beer eh. Sorry Kpc, but this is the only cocktail you'll find in Moscow. http://cinemaelectronica.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/molotov-cocktail.jpg

"Good call, snakebite and black is a good cocktail!" Sorry Jeremy. That's what students and pikeys drink, aka 'mocktail'.

"(PS For the purposes of this unsupportable assertion, a G&T is not a cocktail)" Nor is Vodka and Cranberry juice which people I know like now and again after a hard day on the si...office.

There's no way I was going to let you get this in before me Ted. You great big knobhead!! http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/willie-Pearl.jpg

I use this firm all the time. Book a few days in advance and you'll make phenomenal savings. A ticket to Bath will cost you about ?16 if you book a few days in advance. I've never had any complaints. http://www.megatrain.com/uk/

Are you gonna do the f_ckin job?

"But please let?s not get into this on a Friday. It?s far, far too depressing." Quite right Brendan. Lets all gloat about biffing the frogs at Trafalgar. Something we can all get behind.

I don't disagree Brendan. I'm fiercely patriotic but I'm not about to turn a blind eye to the crimes the British empire/government committed to further it's gluton for land and subjects to harvest the resources of their conquests to satisfy their own appetite for world domination.

I'm generally quite proud of the British Empire but to ignore the fact that it was genocidal and overly militaristic would be a great insult to those who it trod on to make this country the nation it is today. The majority of Britains success is down to the foothold it gained in the open market by the blatant exploitation of it's colonies natural resourses and to plunder and control these resourses the British empire utilised whatever means necessary. These means included genocide and overly militaristic ambition and endevour.

Any more tedium Woof?

No. I don't have an assistant.