bigbadwolf

Sorry to butt in cricket fans but I thought I'd share this with you. Quote of the week from the Hackwatch section of Private Eye "We've put together a series of measures to ensure that those people who want to watch cricket are not disrupted by those who are simply there to have a good time." Steve Regan, chief executive of Yorkshire County Cricket Club.

"And The Bird in hand ? Biggerer dickheads for sure." Not dickheads Woof, just G.y.p.o's.

"STELLAAA!! STEEELLLAAAA!!! Now the question is, is that Marlon Brando playing Stanley Kowalski in A Streetcar Named Desire or Julia Lois-Dreyfus's impersonation of him from The Pen episode of Seinfeld?> Correct answer wins a bottle of Peroni." Julia Lois-Dreyfus's impersonation of him from The Pen episode of Seinfeld. I know I'm right Hooch, so I'll expect that bottle of Peroni by this evening.

I actually think that people who drink in the Woodman are dickheads. There, I've said it.

I liked sweets, and I didn't like being denied them either. I still had to brush my teeth though.

"Yeah you tell ?em BBW. If it?s right for you it must be right for everyone. What a bunch of dickheads ?ey." Thank you Brendan, it's means a lot to have someone from a nation that drinks more Brandy than the French on my side.

I never had to pay any tax or V.A.T on any money gifted to me by my parents (?1 a week) but if I didn't look left and right when crossing the road I'd have 10p deducted from my sweetie fund. It was a hard knock life.

Drinking alcohol during the daytime, whether it be 8 in the morning or 4 in the afternoon is for dickheads. Sorry for being harsh, but that's how I feel about drinking alcohol during the day. I smoke dope during the day (weekends). Far more enjoyable and I don't feel drowsy all day either.

I'm just saying that I'm sure they'd go out of their way to accomodate your needs.

God knows what was going through the sick mind of the individual that forced it on the public eh Sue.

"If it's become an African restaurant I'd be interested in trying it out!" I'm sure they'd be more than interested in trying you out as well Sue.

"I want to buy one as a souvenir!" I would most probably turn out to be forgery.

I can't comment on any mistake you may or may not be guilty of making. Schindlers List is a film that documents the true story that see's war profiteer Oscar Schindler put himself in great jeopardy to protect the Jews working in his factory from the Nazi's. The one where the boat hits the iceberg is the film in which Kate Winslet gets her tits out on a voyage that reminds marine engineers that nature will prevail.

"Am I?" I'm obviously being obstinate Rosie but from where I'm sitting you've chosen to jump on me again because (I may be mistaken) you see me as an obvious target where as if you read through the thread I merely suggested the title of Schindlers List over Jah Lush's choice of Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke because the likely event is that the animals would be put to death like the victims of the film I chose to mirror what I imagined would be passing through the mind of the condemned animal. If it were able to hold such graphic anxieties. I didn't, in any part of this thread make any reference to the holocaust, you're the first to bring this up (referencing genocide). "Because on the scale of human atrocities I don't think it quite ranks up there with genocide?" As I said before, I never mentioned atrocities anywhere in this thread so I can't really comment on the above statement. "You've got me banged to rights and no mistake." I don't like to gloat, but I hope I've made my point clear enough in the above explainations to be a competent case for the defense. "What the @#$%& are you talking about?" Read this post from the beginning. I'm not chopping up what you've written for any comedic value or indeed, skewing your point. I just find it easier to explain myself this way.

Archers Peach Snapps = Tart fuel

There hasn't been any bingo in Forest Hill since 1996 Petunnia.

No. He looks like a scrunched up old leather sofa, with an attitude problem. Hopefully, one day, on his American kitchen nightmare someone will have enough of him and shoot him in the knee cap.

Yes I have, really. Well, yes I suppose it was, but you're obviously comfortable with animals being forced against their will to ingest nicotine. Double standards?

Was that really called for Jah?

I've been quite well behaved today Rosie so get knotted.

Fair enough Mr fraidy cat/dog. I'll leave it at that. Although I still think you pasted it on your post for humorous effect. Put that in your Beadle and walk it.

I never thought it was fair either Jah.

Don't back out now Jah.

The Profanisaurus is usually worth a good read. There's at least 5 gems in there every issue.

"Doubt you'd be brave enough BBW." I doubt I would Bonnie but you should still see all the rare birds eggs I've got stashed in my airing cupboard.