bigbadwolf

"I wouldn't raise an eyebrow because you definitely have the capacity but you need to shed at least 80% of the material you use on here..." I don't use any of the material I use on here. I generally don't swear in the stuff I write for a gig and anything I do submit is reviewed by all of us. We generally tread a fine line and cater for a less sensitive crowd than the EDF but a lot of my stuff, as well as material by my co-writer, is clean as well. "Now, free passes pls" No chance. You want to see me get up on stage, then you'll have to pay along with everyone else!

I've only ever seen him twice but has he written any more material because he seems to do the same routine abeit tweeked depending on his location. I still like him and he complimented my material when my group played the Hen and Chickens in Islington. Yes, I write comedy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHpS1F2uiuY

Point taken Sean. That Scott Capurro could teach me a thing or two. You could learn something from this guy Sean. Don't be too offended. I've also had the pleasure of meeting him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHG1zqc_l9c&feature=PlayList&p=DC31F8770C2AE5B1&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=41 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAKTSccVU0A&feature=related

I play with my friend Andrew because he's got a proper set of Samsonite clubs. I really like golf but I'm not as good a I like to think I am. Beckenham is pretty challenging and is fairly open to new comers. We generally like to make a day of it. Round followed by lunch, then another round. Another good aspect is that it allows me to interact with other age groups that I'd generally not come into contact with. I'm going to the driving range in Thamesmead next week. Mick Mac would probably wipe the floor/green with me.

I met Dervla Kirwan of Paddykissangel fame at Beckenham golf course last year Mick. She's incredibly charming as well as pretty.

8 Kronenbourgs for ?6.50, 12 and half grams of Cutters Choice, Swan papers/filter combi pack. Quids, Mick Mac, Keef and Annaj for online chit chat with The Unit and Peep Show on the box. Sorted.

Oh and you had to have this device called Gameshark attached to the console as well. I knew you'd have investigated it though Sean. You big dirty perv.

Half and half Keef. She never went nude, but if you tapped in the correct code whilst she was standing by the pool she'd change colour. She 'appeared' to be naked but the developers had excercised some restraint in that you didn't see nipples or a big hairy clopper.

We were wondering when you were going to get around to that Hal.

"Oh, I'm sorry, was that an inappropriate post?" Not at all Moos. I just thought it a little unkind to embarress a defenseless animal with such sartorial beastliness. Besides, if there's any inappropriateness to be done, it'll be done by me.

I thought we'd been there and done that in the spring Moos.

The only time she changes the direction of her spinning is if I close the link and re-open it. She can't fool me, even if she has got big tits.

"More importantly, I can see her nipples." I noticed that as well B. However, what I find a more important issue is why she's obscured her identity. She's not one of those women that gets "knocked about a bit" is she.

Did any of you lot ever find the cheat that made Lara Croft get her kit off in Tomb Raider.

You of all people should know how much I disaprove of drinking such a ruinous brew during the day Quids. I know. I'll have a private bet with Mick Mac at 50/50 odd's that Quid's will fall down the stairs in the late afternoon.

I've got a spare tenner today lads. Any tips?

Quidles can't remember to include full stops. Fact.

Are you lot going to gang up on me all day?

Quids and Mick Mac fancy Super Hans. The great big shirt lifters.

I liked it and I have a slight crush on dobby. Johnson rules.

Which also means that Quids bed pan is ready. Nighty night grandad.

Be honest Mockney. Did you really get any work done in Amsterdam?

When the cats are away, the Wolves will play.

Annaj!! The bigger boys are picking on me again. As usual.