bigbadwolf

Whose this fella 'HonaloochieA'? You're not one of those opportunist 5th columnists. If so, you can keep your column to yourself.

My dad wasn't in the Army, the marines are under the Navy remit/command. Visitors indeed!

"What could be worse?." Being trapped in a lift with a rabble rouser who follows up a question mark with a full stop.

"Did he serve Tayto and red lemonade BBW?" Ha ha, that was quite good Declan. No. He was in the Royal Marines in N.Ireland during 1979-80. He had a relatively trouble free tour as well, apart from slipping up on the odd red lemonade soaked Tayto.

"How about the Irish Shop as a safe venue? We could share a bag of Tayto's and some red lemonade!" My dad served in Armagh. Can I come?

Oh DM, how could I forget such an in your face advert such as yourself. Never does a day go by when we don't wonder which potion/spell you're applying to that svelt, mature complexion of yours. Oh and it's box rooms.

"PS Have you forgotten about DM in all of this?" Not at all.

"You've finally convinced me BBW." About bloody time too. "You are undoubtedly English if you think Ollie was a good man! Uneducated maybe but English of course. Sorry for the misunderstanding." Think nothing of it Declan. After all, it's not like you Irish are known for your quick thinking is it. We'll just put your incompetence down to your national stereotype of being "a bit tick". "PS Are you a Chav?" That's a rather strong word to describe a former colonial master Declan. No. I'm merely a rude, insensetive, self opinionated arsehole. I'm an Englishman, and I'm better than you.

Right, this is the bloody limit. Declan I'm no spud muncher and if I was I'd have the common decency to keep it to myself, not parade my paddy badge on an online message board. I'm poking my nose into a bog oirish discoshon because as an Englishman it's my god given right to go wading into other people's affairs and start chucking my weight and opinions about. I know, this should convince you... Oliver Cromwell was a good man!

How dare you Declan!!! I'm as English as a delayed train. When I've got Paddy's under my charge on site I work them to the bone and make them do all the dangerous jobs. I make them work for pittance, and kick them in the face afterwards. Bogtrotter indeed. You're all the same to me!!

Well well well, what do we 'ave 'ere then... Dulwichmum's a bogtrotter is she, I'd never have known it (OHBEGORRAH!). So DM, shall we address you as Dulwichmick from now on? Here was me thinking you were a P.R princess, but all along you've been a fly-tipper! Disgusting behaviour!!

It was O.K, but you've raised an interesting point Keef (for me anyway). If, given the choice, whose drugs would you prefer to steal? Those of a Serbian war criminal or those belonging to Vladimir Putin. Keeping in mind that if you stole anything from Putin whether it be several million pounds worth of ecstacy tablets or his last Rolo, you'd have probably THE most dangerous and determined hit squad after the blood of you and your family.

They both have that ice cold, thousand yard stare. Daniel Craig can attribute his glare to the set lighting. Putin can attribute it to the burning corpses of orphans in Grozny.

The difference being that Putin is a real life cut throat whose butchered men, women and children. Daniel Craig is the pretender.

Whatever you want to call it I can't but help notice an alarming similarity in Daniel Craig and Russian Prime Minister/Gangster Vladimir Putin. I'll let you be the judge of whether Mr Craig will mature into the mirror image of the former KGB spymaster. http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/DanielCraig.jpg http://rachelmarsden.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/putin.jpg

Quite right to DM. It looks like we've found something to agree on today. http://search.tvnz.co.nz/photogallery/images/gallery/entertainment/bg13.jpg That's better

I prefer them to look a little more realistic. http://www.comedy.org.uk/images/library/people/180x200/p/porridge_mackay.jpg

NSPCC. National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cellmates.

Soory Declan but I fail to see what's shallow about Hal's post.

Remix of Finally by Kings Of Tomorrow. Done by Layo and Bushwacker feat. Tim Deluxe. Love Story.

Brixton's new 'legal' tender. http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/bank-of-ganja-weed-poster-tm.jpg

Whose Elaine Daizie? The only people I saw in that clip were Dulwichmum and Daniel Craig?

You never know D.M, it could be love at first sight. I think they'd make a lovely couple...

I don't think I'd like to see a Scaffolder pole dance Woof. Still, it's your dirty little mind, not mine.

You lot haven't seen anything. Pay attention fella's and tell me which way this chick spins. That's if you don't get dickstracted.