bigbadwolf

Never been myself Jeremy but the fella's have told me good things about Ganapati.

Unless it's not falling out the back of an aid flight over Afghanistan, you only usually encounter the stuff 'en masse' in pikey shops like Asda and Iceland where you can pick up a roll of Izal glass/toilet paper for 6p. The only other places you can get it is hardware shops and Target Arms with all the rest of the memorabilia. Buy a family pack and they'll chuck in an Anderson shelter for free.

I can't see a currency printed by the bank of toyland giving anyone, in any borough, a leg up in the recession. This is just a chance to get in the papers, which for Brixton or Lambeth as a whole, isn't that much of a milestone.

I think this is one of those sneering threads Quids comes up with when he's excrutiatingly bored. Tomorrows topic of debate will no doubt be something to do with lottery tickets being value for money, or if pocket money should be taxed. I know. Should today's children in primary education of be forced to endure really rough Izal toilet paper to prepare them for future hardship, like in the 70/80's?

It's refering to Republican Joe Wilson's outburst in the U.S senate against Obama's proposals on health care reforms.

Oh don't apologise Quids. I don't blame you for leaving out the question mark. I'll treat it as an early birthday present.

Due to the absence of a question mark at the end of your last post Quids I'll take that as a compliment.

"What innocent drunk telly watching days, they were. Absolutly over now of course." No they're not Hooch. I think that today's T.V is far better whilst shit faced. The porn has got better though. Can't watch porn when you're drunk.

Sorry. I've had a look through the thread and it looks like I haven't done this properly. A) Four jobs I've had in my life. Motorbike courier, Construction industry. I'm not putting a letter because an emoticon pops up instead) Movies I repeatedly watch. There aren't any, sorry. C) Four places I've lived. Born in east London (Forest Gate), Sydenham, lived all over the country on contracts, Forest Hill. D) Four television shows I watch. BBC news at 10, Newsnight, The Unit, CSI New York. E) Four places I've been on holiday. Portugal, Turkey, Switzerland, America. F) Websites I visit daily. EDF, The Gumtree, BBC News, Holymoly. G) Four of my favourite foods. Rib eye steak, Lasagne, Cajun cooking, chips. H) Four places I'd rather be right now. That's for me to know, and for you to wish you could find out.

I see Ted Maxx as more of a large council estate. A lot of character, with lot's to see and do, but there's still a dark underbelly that no one want's to see or talk about.

I was born on my mum's birthday. I'm a direct descendent of Fletcher Christian of mutiny on the bounty fame. My dream is to write for Private Eye. I think I'd fit in. I usually haven't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. I've been to the top of Nelsons column (contract with Georgian Scaffolding). I've legally vandalised millions of pounds worth of property. I'm on a Home Office list concerning citizens who're incredibly resistant to most standard forms of medical anisthetic. I'm physically quite fit. Something that's becoming rarer amongst my age group. I've got a tattoo. I still can't post threads in the lounge section of the east Dulwich forum.

Dulwich village is already one great big Laura Ashley so I can't see it happening Dom.

Is that tech speak for "I've got a bigger dick" Hal?

Once again, consult the oracle. http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/profile.php?20,186

I usually get up on the positive side but now and again I get up on the c_nt side.

In case you're wondering. Muley P.M'd me asking if I could ask you that question because he's a bit scared of you, that's all.

"P.S. Muley, quite right. Unfortunately Mr. Moos does not subscribe to this theory, but then we haven't been married long." Sorry to butt in here but Moos, but what colour trousers are you wearing today? If you're wearing the trousers that is.

"Anyone got any other pics of men with moustaches?" I'll do it for you Ted. I'm used to the flak. http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/adolf-hitler.jpg

http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/coke-war.jpg

"A Brian Turner lookalike. Ye Gods. He's not bad - he's even trapped the look of mournful missed opportunity, the sense of being born a decade too early. Like those ex-footballers forced to carve out a living commentating on their vastly inferio but vastly more wealthy successors." He looks like Rene from 'Allo Allo'. A bit. http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1168903970.jpg

I think judging by the Ross Burden, soft lighting picture you've provided us with Ted, he'd be more at home on the cast of Sunset Beach or The Bold And The Beuatiful. Don't you?

There's no need to lie to us Teddy. We all know you wrote, sung and shamelessly promoted it. You're just bitter that the dragons wouldn't back you.

Hal, can you keep the Steven Hawking rhubarb to the drawing room please. It's starting to give the secondary modern kids a headache.

Brendan, you were in Boyzone weren't you?

I liked Kanye West after his first album College Dropout came out because he displayed talent. Unfortunately, after witnessing his behaviour at the MTV awards after he lost out to those he thought unworthy of beating him and ringing around to see if his peers shared his anguish/disgust at the decision I came to the conclusion that he's a jumped up victim of his own creation, who for some reason, see's himself as royalty. Basically I suffer from a mental condition by which if I don't like the performer/entertainer/personality for various reasons of c_ntish behaviour then I wont enjoy their performances/material.